TMI Tuesday

1. Do you believe in ghost? If so have you every seen one?
SS: I would like to believe in them, but I've never seen one.

2. What’s the scariest movie you ever saw?
SS: I don't watch scary movies.

3. If you were given a house that was free would you accept it if it was haunted?
SS: No. That would freak me out.

4. If you were given a house that was free would you accept it if the last person had been murdered in it?
SS: Depends on if I knew the person or not. If I didn't know the person, then I would. It would also depend on the circumstances surrounding the murder. Was it random? Was it a break-in? Was the murderer caught?

5. What was your most favorite costume you wore for Halloween?
SS: We were talking about this at work a while ago. I actually don't remember my costumes from when I was a kid. I think I was a witch one year, and I know I was a hippie in high school. But other than that, I can't remember any. Its kinda sad.
Anyway, my favourite costume was in college, I was a 2-dollar whore. It was great fun.

Bonus (as in optional): What’s your most memorable Halloween memory?
SS: After we went trick-or-treating, my brother and I would dump our loot out on the living room floor and see who got what. We would separate it by candy type and compare. "I got 5 skittles and you only got 4!" We then, after much negotiation, would strike trade deals. This way, we both ended up with what we liked. And we always gave the stuff we didn't like to our parents...weren't we nice? ;-)

TMI Tuesday

I didn't like the questions this week, and I'm exhausted, so I don't feel like dealing with it. I did find the bonus interesting though...

Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? If you are interested in same sex partners, how do you determine who pays?
SS: I think that whoever initiates the date should pay, same goes for same sex relationships. I think its only fair. After a number of dates, I think it should (ideally) work out that each person is paying their fair share. Granted, I can say all this cuz I haven't been on a date in years. ;-)

TMI Tuesday

1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc).
KD: Holding like seven $100 bills? Against my balls?
SS: Seven? OMG you want me to name seven of them?

2. What are your non-genital errogenous zones and what do you like done to them?
KD: I like having my neck kissed.
SS: Kissing my back drives me wild lately.

3. What sounds get you sexually charged?
KD: Some background porn is kinda fun sometimes.... or techno music!
SS: Porn. I love having porn on in the background while having sex. And its more for the sounds than the visual aspect.

4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex?
KD: 4 months. Or maybe longer, but I doubt it. I was a playa in college.
SS: 4 months.

5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don't you like it?
KD: The position where SS isn't fucking me.... like when we're watching TV or making me go shopping, etc. And I don't like it cuz she's not fucking me.
SS: On top. It hurts my knees.

Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be?
KD: Hmm... dominate Angelina Jolie, Elizabeth Hurley, and Sarah Jessica Parker. Submit to Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lindsay Lohan.
SS: Pass...

Getting Back in the Groove

We're trying to get back into the swing of things after our vacation and family visit. It was fun and even though we didn't go anywhere we did some things around here. Its funny how the locals never do the "typical" touristy things. So, we finally did them.

Now this week, we're alone again and back at work full time. I'm still recovering and still in therapy. But I can actually type now so hopefully we'll be blogging more frequently again.

We're just starting to read other blogs again. It was sorta nice to have a break from it. The first few days I was going through a little withdrawal, but then it was a bit refreshing to stay off the computer. Slowly but surely, we'll get caught up on everyone's blogs. We missed you all and are looking forward to getting back into our normal routine.

~SS

This and That

We haven't been blogging much lately. I still have only limited use of my right hand. I've gotten to the point where I can now type for a few minutes with both hands. This makes work (and blogging) easier, but still challenging.
I'm still in therapy, but getting better everyday. KD has been fantastic with helping me these past few weeks. I still can't do much by myself. KD helps me shower, he cooks for me, he even has to help me get dressed. I can't thank him enough. I have no idea what I would do without him.

In more exciting news, we just upgraded to HD TV. OMG! Its amazing. Even the local newscast looks better. We love it. Everything is so crisp and clear. Yesterday we watched some football and it just looks like we're there. Fantastic!

October is breast cancer awareness month. Be sure to check out Boobie-Thon! They got great pics and they are accepting submissions. I'm not usually a fan of pink, or the whole pink ribbon thing (or any of those ribbons), but this I like. Don't forget to do your part this month...offer women a free breast exam! HAHAHA


We'll be absent for a while. October looks like it will be busy. We've got some family coming to visit this week, so we won't have much time for blogging. But we'll be thinking of you!

~SS

HNT!

TMI Tuesday!

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
KD: Kathleen.... my god, she was the hottest blonde in the whole 6th grade. But NOOOOO, she was dating my best friend Ben. Asshole....

SS: I don't believe in marriage!

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
KD: Hmmmm, good question. Animal rocked cuz he was like a heavy metal muppet. And if The Count counts (hehe), then he rocks for being a math-thirsty vampire. But clearly, the best muppet ever was Oscar the Grouch! Cuz he was pissed off all the time and hated every last one of those motherf***ers!

SS: Animal! He's the only one I know and cuz he's super crazy. And Cookie Monster!!

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
KD: Hilary Clinton.... for an old lady, she's pretty hot. Not like, Carmen Electra-hot, but more like Stiffler's Mom-hot.

SS: Screw as in "fuck" or screw as in "screw them over"???

4. How did you first find the g-spot?
KD: Thanks for rubbing it in.... never found it. My self-worth is in shreds on the sidewalk outside my 3rd floor window.

SS: I found it to be pretty awesome!

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
KD: Geordi La Forge! I grew up watching Star Trek: The Next Generation (oh yeah, the BEST Trek series ever, hands down) and being the token black guy on the show, I naturally wanted to be just like him. I took one of those black, plastic headband things that look like crocodile jaws little girls use to pull their hair back as my visor thing. Hehehehe.... I was a big dork that Halloween. And it was almost impossible to see anything once the sun went down.

SS: I was Mrs. Potato-Head. It was my favourite.


Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
KD: See Fallacy of the Excluded Middle. Does the colour yellow liberate or deteriorate society? Does shaving your head liberate or deteriorate society? Do sand castles liberate or deteriorate society?

SS: Within the right age group, I'd say it liberates society.... but in the hands of the young and/or immature, it deteriorates society.

Recovering

As KD mentioned, I had surgery last week to explore the constant pain in the right wrist. The surgery went well and apparently, I have a torn ligament. I'm healing, slowly but surely but now have almost no movement in my wrist. I can move my fingers, but that's all. KD has to help me do everything. He's the best!

Typing one handed is a pain in the ass, which is why our blog activity will slow down for the next couple of months. We'll still try to do TMI & HNT, but don't expect too much. I'll still be reading other blogs, but don't expect comments. :( Sorry, its just too hard. So, we want you all to know that we're still here and still reading (and loving) your blogs. But you probably wont hear much from us for a while.

Also, to add insult to my injury...I had to take my piercing out for the surgery and it closed up.

~SS

HNT!

KD loves my ass and legs. I don't think this is that great of a pic of my ass, but I guess it isn't terrible either. I do like the one of my legs. And this last one, for all guys that ever wonder if us chicks stare at our own titties...yep, and here's my view!

Enjoy! Happy HNT!
~SS

TMI Tuesday

1. What is one thing a your significant other could do to you to rock your world?
SS: Everything!! I'm crippled from wrist surgery and can't do anything right now. =(
KD: Pick up a PS2 controller!! Jesus, if SS would play videogames, I'd pass out in ecstasy.

2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people's thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?
SS: Read people's thoughts! Cuz it would help me get ahead in the business world, AND I would know when dudes are checking me out.

KD: Assuming I don't have to pick one of these three, I'd definitely go with super, hyper, mega high-powered brain capacity. Essentially, become an exaggerated ultra-genius -- not necessarily KNOW everything, but like an incredible memory with lightning quick thinking and reasoning ability. A little smarts goes a long way in getting just about anything you want, I think.

But then if we have to pick one of these three, invisibility all the way! It's not an infraction if the ref didn't see it, right? Hehehe.....

3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?
SS: I'd rather be tied up, because then I don't have to do anything.
KD: Tie someone else up -- namely, my sister. Then I can kick her ass for being an idiot and get away untouched. LOL, little sisters are dumb.

4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?
SS: My cleavage! And who needs non-physical assets with cleavage like this??
KD: Physical asset is my smile -- most chicks (SS included) seem to think it's very cute. Almost adorable, so I hear, although I'm partial to my shaved head and goatee.... but that's just me. Best non-physical asset for me is my sarcasm/sweetness. I've got that fun mix of "asshole+funny+jerk+silly" all rolled up in a genuinely decent package. But if you ask SS, she'd add +annoying to that one.

5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?
SS: Hehehe... how about Busty? Because....... (well, see any shots of me below!)
KD: Corny. If you heard any of the jokes I tell at work, it'd make brilliant sense.

Bonus: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
SS: I don't know. That's too hard... I skip it.
KD: Well like every other guy in a long-term relationship with a woman, I've bought more than enough tampons, maxi pads, and other various feminine items to qualify. The first time was definitely embarrassing, though!

I will say though that the most embarrassing SHOPPING experience was with a buddy of mine after one night at the bar. So we're driving home, singing out the window, being idiots and such, when we pass by an all-night sex shop. And we figured it'd be a great idea to pop in and see what they had... Well, we ended up giggling and laughing and pointing at like every other item they had on the shelves. On the way out, the chick working at the desk said something like "you guys have a fun night together, OK?"

OMG, she thought we were gay! Which would have been fine if a) we were, or b) we planned it that way. But neither of those were the case!! I was beet red as we walked out and she had already turned back to her magazine, like totally normal, like it was perfectly reasonable that we'd be gay with each other. Ohhhhh myyyyy god.