TMI Tuesday

1. What is one thing a your significant other could do to you to rock your world?
SS: Everything!! I'm crippled from wrist surgery and can't do anything right now. =(
KD: Pick up a PS2 controller!! Jesus, if SS would play videogames, I'd pass out in ecstasy.

2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people's thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?
SS: Read people's thoughts! Cuz it would help me get ahead in the business world, AND I would know when dudes are checking me out.

KD: Assuming I don't have to pick one of these three, I'd definitely go with super, hyper, mega high-powered brain capacity. Essentially, become an exaggerated ultra-genius -- not necessarily KNOW everything, but like an incredible memory with lightning quick thinking and reasoning ability. A little smarts goes a long way in getting just about anything you want, I think.

But then if we have to pick one of these three, invisibility all the way! It's not an infraction if the ref didn't see it, right? Hehehe.....

3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?
SS: I'd rather be tied up, because then I don't have to do anything.
KD: Tie someone else up -- namely, my sister. Then I can kick her ass for being an idiot and get away untouched. LOL, little sisters are dumb.

4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?
SS: My cleavage! And who needs non-physical assets with cleavage like this??
KD: Physical asset is my smile -- most chicks (SS included) seem to think it's very cute. Almost adorable, so I hear, although I'm partial to my shaved head and goatee.... but that's just me. Best non-physical asset for me is my sarcasm/sweetness. I've got that fun mix of "asshole+funny+jerk+silly" all rolled up in a genuinely decent package. But if you ask SS, she'd add +annoying to that one.

5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?
SS: Hehehe... how about Busty? Because....... (well, see any shots of me below!)
KD: Corny. If you heard any of the jokes I tell at work, it'd make brilliant sense.

Bonus: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
SS: I don't know. That's too hard... I skip it.
KD: Well like every other guy in a long-term relationship with a woman, I've bought more than enough tampons, maxi pads, and other various feminine items to qualify. The first time was definitely embarrassing, though!

I will say though that the most embarrassing SHOPPING experience was with a buddy of mine after one night at the bar. So we're driving home, singing out the window, being idiots and such, when we pass by an all-night sex shop. And we figured it'd be a great idea to pop in and see what they had... Well, we ended up giggling and laughing and pointing at like every other item they had on the shelves. On the way out, the chick working at the desk said something like "you guys have a fun night together, OK?"

OMG, she thought we were gay! Which would have been fine if a) we were, or b) we planned it that way. But neither of those were the case!! I was beet red as we walked out and she had already turned back to her magazine, like totally normal, like it was perfectly reasonable that we'd be gay with each other. Ohhhhh myyyyy god.