1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
KD: Kathleen.... my god, she was the hottest blonde in the whole 6th grade. But NOOOOO, she was dating my best friend Ben. Asshole....
SS: I don't believe in marriage!
2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
KD: Hmmmm, good question. Animal rocked cuz he was like a heavy metal muppet. And if The Count counts (hehe), then he rocks for being a math-thirsty vampire. But clearly, the best muppet ever was Oscar the Grouch! Cuz he was pissed off all the time and hated every last one of those motherf***ers!
SS: Animal! He's the only one I know and cuz he's super crazy. And Cookie Monster!!
3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
KD: Hilary Clinton.... for an old lady, she's pretty hot. Not like, Carmen Electra-hot, but more like Stiffler's Mom-hot.
SS: Screw as in "fuck" or screw as in "screw them over"???
4. How did you first find the g-spot?
KD: Thanks for rubbing it in.... never found it. My self-worth is in shreds on the sidewalk outside my 3rd floor window.
SS: I found it to be pretty awesome!
5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
KD: Geordi La Forge! I grew up watching Star Trek: The Next Generation (oh yeah, the BEST Trek series ever, hands down) and being the token black guy on the show, I naturally wanted to be just like him. I took one of those black, plastic headband things that look like crocodile jaws little girls use to pull their hair back as my visor thing. Hehehehe.... I was a big dork that Halloween. And it was almost impossible to see anything once the sun went down.
SS: I was Mrs. Potato-Head. It was my favourite.
Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
KD: See Fallacy of the Excluded Middle. Does the colour yellow liberate or deteriorate society? Does shaving your head liberate or deteriorate society? Do sand castles liberate or deteriorate society?
SS: Within the right age group, I'd say it liberates society.... but in the hands of the young and/or immature, it deteriorates society.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
I don't think the questions (not your answers) were too imaginative this week but I am interested in why you don't believe in marriage.
I will respond to your comment, but am going to need some time. I'm getting faster at typing one-handed, but don't have enough time right now.
And yes, the questions have been better...but since we are slackers and haven't contributed any, we can't complain too much.
Post a Comment