Now, I am normally not a big fan of blondes. But I can easily make an exception for this hottie. My goodness.....-- KD
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Woman of the Weekend #3
Now, I am normally not a big fan of blondes. But I can easily make an exception for this hottie. My goodness.....-- KD
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Happy HNT!
Thursday already...where the hell does time go? Sadly, we didn't take any new pictures for this week. I realised a few days ago that we really picked a bad time to start a blog...a week before we stopped having sex. Granted we have a good reason for the decreased sexual activity, at least I think we do. But still, who starts a blog, posts some good sex pics and then stops having sex? Well, apparently, we do.
Anyway, the piercing is coming along. I think the worst is over. It still gets real itchy sometimes, and still hurts from time to time. But nothing compared to that first week.
In response to Midwestern City Boy's question about why we have to use condoms...well we were told to. My piercer told me to, and everything I've read has also said to use condoms to keep all fluids out. Personally, I agree, it doesn't seem necessary. The fluids should be further south and shouldn't really come in contact with the piercing. But for now, better safe than sorry. I really don't want an infected pussy!
Here's a few pictures from our last session before the piercing. Enjoy!
Happy Thursday!
~SS
Anyway, the piercing is coming along. I think the worst is over. It still gets real itchy sometimes, and still hurts from time to time. But nothing compared to that first week.
In response to Midwestern City Boy's question about why we have to use condoms...well we were told to. My piercer told me to, and everything I've read has also said to use condoms to keep all fluids out. Personally, I agree, it doesn't seem necessary. The fluids should be further south and shouldn't really come in contact with the piercing. But for now, better safe than sorry. I really don't want an infected pussy!
Here's a few pictures from our last session before the piercing. Enjoy!
Happy Thursday!
~SS
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. Does the carpet match the drapes?
SS: What carpet?
KD: Oooh, carpet munching! What?
2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
SS: Not that I can recall.
KD: Nah, I'm a sweet person. Nothing like that for me.
3. What is your favorite thing to lick?
SS: Ice cream.
KD: Penis! Wait, I mean pussy!!! Pussy, I swear -- that was a Freudian slip. I promise. Pussy.
4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)
SS: No.
KD: I'd burn up before I could try, so nope!
5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it?
SS: We download it. (Who the hell pays for porn???)
KD: Yeah, wtf kind of question is that? Porn is free and bountiful for all, like the cold mountain waters of Canada!
Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
SS: I don't fake it.
KD: Hmmmm.... sometimes I'll fake it like I don't really want sex, or something.
SS: What carpet?
KD: Oooh, carpet munching! What?
2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
SS: Not that I can recall.
KD: Nah, I'm a sweet person. Nothing like that for me.
3. What is your favorite thing to lick?
SS: Ice cream.
KD: Penis! Wait, I mean pussy!!! Pussy, I swear -- that was a Freudian slip. I promise. Pussy.
4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)
SS: No.
KD: I'd burn up before I could try, so nope!
5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it?
SS: We download it. (Who the hell pays for porn???)
KD: Yeah, wtf kind of question is that? Porn is free and bountiful for all, like the cold mountain waters of Canada!
Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
SS: I don't fake it.
KD: Hmmmm.... sometimes I'll fake it like I don't really want sex, or something.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Test Drive
Damn, that weekend went fast. We're weren't actually that busy, but it sure seemed like it. Friday we went up to a pub near us for some appetizers and drinks. We had a good time and of course had my favourite shot: red-headed slut! (I just looked that up and learned it could also be a drink...I had no idea. I thought it was only a shot. I will have to try this sometime soon.)
This weekend was also the two week mark for my piercing, that means we can have sex!!! KD had to go get condoms, but Friday night we went for a test drive. I have to say that it was nothing mind-blowing. I don't climax from intercourse itself, and I was still a little too sore to finger myself. Never the less, it felt good to have a hard cock inside me! We tried again Sunday, doing it doggie-style this time, which was better for me. I was actually able to finger myself to a small orgasm. I say small because I usually like to be fingered pretty hard and rough, but I was afraid to do it. I just gently rubbed back and forth and it worked, but definitely did not feel as good as it could have.
So, the good news is that we can have sex again! The bad news is that we have to use condoms and be careful. Oh and no oral for me, for another 6 weeks. This is going to kill me!
~SS
This weekend was also the two week mark for my piercing, that means we can have sex!!! KD had to go get condoms, but Friday night we went for a test drive. I have to say that it was nothing mind-blowing. I don't climax from intercourse itself, and I was still a little too sore to finger myself. Never the less, it felt good to have a hard cock inside me! We tried again Sunday, doing it doggie-style this time, which was better for me. I was actually able to finger myself to a small orgasm. I say small because I usually like to be fingered pretty hard and rough, but I was afraid to do it. I just gently rubbed back and forth and it worked, but definitely did not feel as good as it could have.
So, the good news is that we can have sex again! The bad news is that we have to use condoms and be careful. Oh and no oral for me, for another 6 weeks. This is going to kill me!
~SS
Woman of the Weekend #2
Hey all, KD here. Got into a lazy rut over the last couple of days, so no posts -- which clearly makes me a horrible person. So now in a belated attempt to win back your love and affection, may I present.....
What more could you ask for?
-- Short dark hair
-- cute little freckles
-- hypnotic blue eyes
-- awesome tattoos (love the star trails!)
I'm sold! Put me down for three, please.
What more could you ask for?
-- Short dark hair
-- cute little freckles
-- hypnotic blue eyes
-- awesome tattoos (love the star trails!)
I'm sold! Put me down for three, please.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
So I Lied...
Alright, alright, you got me! ;-)
Actually, I had totally forgotten about it until KD called me on it. Although, I don't really consider a one night stand a 'fling', but we'll just pretend. It happened when I was visiting a friend from high school. I didn't know it at the time, but she had showed my picture to one of her friends and one of her roommates. The roommate thought I was cute (clearly, he has good taste, the friend - not so much).
Around the mid-point mark in my visit, we went out to a bar downtown. It was a great time! We were all dancing and drinking and just generally having fun. The roommate started dancing with me and he bought me a few drinks. But he was also buying drinks for other people, so I didn't think anything of it.
After we got back home, he mentioned that he wanted a slushie. There was a convenience store just around the corner, so I said I wanted one too and would go with him. Once we get outside at the end of driveway, he turns to me and says, "Would you be mad if I said I didn't really want a slushie?"
I replied that no I wasn't mad but "what the hell are we doing out here?" His reply was awesome. "I just wanted to get you alone out here to do this..." And then we proceeded to make out in the middle of the street. It may seem cheesy now, but at the time, it was hot.
The sex itself was nothing special. Not that it was bad, just not too memorable. But there was something special about the night. I think it was because he wanted me the whole time and I had no idea; that element of surprise that took me off my feet. I didn't have to work for it, it just fell into place. Yum!
Well, now you've got me thinking about one night stands...and I'm way past due for another one!
~SS
Actually, I had totally forgotten about it until KD called me on it. Although, I don't really consider a one night stand a 'fling', but we'll just pretend. It happened when I was visiting a friend from high school. I didn't know it at the time, but she had showed my picture to one of her friends and one of her roommates. The roommate thought I was cute (clearly, he has good taste, the friend - not so much).
Around the mid-point mark in my visit, we went out to a bar downtown. It was a great time! We were all dancing and drinking and just generally having fun. The roommate started dancing with me and he bought me a few drinks. But he was also buying drinks for other people, so I didn't think anything of it.
After we got back home, he mentioned that he wanted a slushie. There was a convenience store just around the corner, so I said I wanted one too and would go with him. Once we get outside at the end of driveway, he turns to me and says, "Would you be mad if I said I didn't really want a slushie?"
I replied that no I wasn't mad but "what the hell are we doing out here?" His reply was awesome. "I just wanted to get you alone out here to do this..." And then we proceeded to make out in the middle of the street. It may seem cheesy now, but at the time, it was hot.
The sex itself was nothing special. Not that it was bad, just not too memorable. But there was something special about the night. I think it was because he wanted me the whole time and I had no idea; that element of surprise that took me off my feet. I didn't have to work for it, it just fell into place. Yum!
Well, now you've got me thinking about one night stands...and I'm way past due for another one!
~SS
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
SS: Courage.
KD: What's the difference between heart and courage? If by "heart" you mean greater cardiovascular fitness.... then I guess that. Then I could sprint back to Kansas.
2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? What for?
SS: Not really. But I did stay at a hostel that was a converted court house. The court room was turned into a lounge area, but it still had all the authentic furniture. It was pretty cool.
KD: Yeah, I went to court. For jury duty. That was 6 hrs of my life I'll never get back....
3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn't do?
SS: Eat junk food at work. I had a piece of chocolate on Friday. My co-workers were shocked.
KD: I jerked off to porn with SS in the room, fast asleep in bed. I always said there's no point to watching porn when she's "right there", you know? But with the whole healing pussy piercing thing, that's sorta off limits. So, bring on the pr0n!
4. Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation?
SS: Sadly, no. But summer is here, so maybe this will be my year!
KD: Yep! It wasn't technically vacation, since it was supposed to be military training -- but it was just a mass of us college ROTC kids hanging out with minimal supervision on a Navy base in San Diego. And there was this one Marine Corps chick.....
Oh, and by the way SS is a lying liar. She had TWO flings on vacations, they just happened to be in winter, not summer. She just tried to pull a fast one on a technicality, LOL!
5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who's name you never knew?
SS: I don't know. There are a couple of guys whose names don't know now. I'm not sure if I knew them at the time or not.
KD: Absolutely! I think.... my memory is really swiss cheese, so I forget half the chicks' names I was sexual with from college.
Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart?
SS: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll!
KD: We talking cardiovascular fitness again?
SS: Courage.
KD: What's the difference between heart and courage? If by "heart" you mean greater cardiovascular fitness.... then I guess that. Then I could sprint back to Kansas.
2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? What for?
SS: Not really. But I did stay at a hostel that was a converted court house. The court room was turned into a lounge area, but it still had all the authentic furniture. It was pretty cool.
KD: Yeah, I went to court. For jury duty. That was 6 hrs of my life I'll never get back....
3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn't do?
SS: Eat junk food at work. I had a piece of chocolate on Friday. My co-workers were shocked.
KD: I jerked off to porn with SS in the room, fast asleep in bed. I always said there's no point to watching porn when she's "right there", you know? But with the whole healing pussy piercing thing, that's sorta off limits. So, bring on the pr0n!
4. Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation?
SS: Sadly, no. But summer is here, so maybe this will be my year!
KD: Yep! It wasn't technically vacation, since it was supposed to be military training -- but it was just a mass of us college ROTC kids hanging out with minimal supervision on a Navy base in San Diego. And there was this one Marine Corps chick.....
Oh, and by the way SS is a lying liar. She had TWO flings on vacations, they just happened to be in winter, not summer. She just tried to pull a fast one on a technicality, LOL!
5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who's name you never knew?
SS: I don't know. There are a couple of guys whose names don't know now. I'm not sure if I knew them at the time or not.
KD: Absolutely! I think.... my memory is really swiss cheese, so I forget half the chicks' names I was sexual with from college.
Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart?
SS: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll!
KD: We talking cardiovascular fitness again?
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Woman of the Weekend
We're borrowing this idea from our new friends. We're not sure if they have gone away temporarily or for good. It was a good blog, and we miss it.Anyway, they had the idea (at least that's where we saw it) for Tuesday Babe of the Day. We liked the idea, but wanted to change it to a different day. So, we have come up with "Woman of the Weekend". This will be our chance to showcase women that we think are hot...feel free to agree or disagree. KD already has millions of pictures downloaded (they're the screensaver and background on the computer), so we don't think it will be a problem to come up with material.
Happy Saturday!
-- KD & SS
I'm horny...
and can't do anything about it.
Well, I guess technically I could, but I wont. My piercing is still healing and I'd rather let it heal than try to have sex and aggravate it. My piercer said that we could have sex in a week, and today is that one week mark. (YAY!) But I still don't feel comfortable with it. I always baby and nurse my injuries more than most people...which is probably why I don't get reinjured as much.
Anyway, what do you all do when you're horny but can't have sex? Other than masturbate, because that is certainly out of the question for me at this time.
~SS
Well, I guess technically I could, but I wont. My piercing is still healing and I'd rather let it heal than try to have sex and aggravate it. My piercer said that we could have sex in a week, and today is that one week mark. (YAY!) But I still don't feel comfortable with it. I always baby and nurse my injuries more than most people...which is probably why I don't get reinjured as much.
Anyway, what do you all do when you're horny but can't have sex? Other than masturbate, because that is certainly out of the question for me at this time.
~SS
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Woman jailed for testicle attack
KD and I have this joke (at least he thinks its a joke) where I threaten to rip off his penis when he pisses me off. Its great really. I can get him to do just about anything when he knows the consequence is having him penis ripped or snapped off. Sometimes I threaten to bite it too. We have a lot of fun with this joke. For example, if he forgets to take the trash out, I remind him to "do it or lose a penis". It works well. Sometime, I even chase him around the house trying to grab at his penis. When I catch him, I grab and twist until I get what I want. ;-)
But to actually do it...now that's another story completely! I can't imagine the force with which one needs to yank in order to tear off a testicle. And I don't understand why she then tried to swallow it??? Wouldn't it have been bloody and slimey and gross...just the thought of it makes me sick.
Anyway, I just thought I should share this article...guys watch out. Next time someone threatens to rip off your penis, know that it could really happen. (KD, pay attention sweetie!)
~SS
But to actually do it...now that's another story completely! I can't imagine the force with which one needs to yank in order to tear off a testicle. And I don't understand why she then tried to swallow it??? Wouldn't it have been bloody and slimey and gross...just the thought of it makes me sick.
Anyway, I just thought I should share this article...guys watch out. Next time someone threatens to rip off your penis, know that it could really happen. (KD, pay attention sweetie!)
~SS
Happy HNT!
We didn't have time for new pictures this week...so, you're stuck with this old pic I found recently...It's really more like fully-clothed Thursday. But its still a nice view, I think at least!
Happy HNT!
~SS
Happy HNT!
~SS
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one?
KD: Kind of a downer, but I slapped SS once, early on in our relationship. First and last time for that, let me tell you. This was 4 or 5 yrs ago, now. (Sorry about that, babe.)
SS: I've never done anything mean to KD...I'm perfect.
2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator?
KD: Ewwwwwww.... Livin' it up when I'm going doowwwwwwn?? Never!
SS: Not yet. Anyone want to volunteer to pop my elevator cherry? ;-)
3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?
KD: I have neither rashes nor birthmarks. I'm made of hard, silvery exoskeleton. Like the Terminator.
SS: I don't think I've ever had a rash.
4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?
KD: Beaches and pools suck. But I had a videogame once!
SS: I've had Sex on the Beach, at the pool and at the beach even.
5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P
KD: I'm nearly 27, but get told weekly that I'm a 6-yr old.
SS: Sometimes I feel like I'm 44, sometimes I feel like I'm 17. I'm actually 20-something...but who's counting?
6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?
KD: Once in college, I was getting an awesome blowjob from some girl I met -- that sorta thing was obviously typical back then, of course -- when, through no fault of my own, my cock accidentally went too far down her throat, causing a gag reflex, causing her to pull away real fast, causing her teeth to dig in and gauge..... It was an accident, I swear! No fault of my own! =)
Didn't need a hospital, but damnit that hurt.
SS: This one time at band camp...
7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?
KD: I've been to two different stripclubs -- one was shitty, the other was pretty awesome. Neither resulted in a lap dance, but that's cuz I ran out of money too early, LOL. I DID, however, attend two college birthday parties where they hired private strippers for the guy. About a dozen of us drunk dudes and this one VERY flexible young lady. Mmmmmm.... college. =)
SS: Been to one strip club, and while I didn't get a lap dance, I did end the evening with a make-up face print on my titties!
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P
KD: Not yet, so everyone point me to your blogs so I can scope you out. =)
SS: Not yet, but I respond well to gifts & flattery.
KD: Kind of a downer, but I slapped SS once, early on in our relationship. First and last time for that, let me tell you. This was 4 or 5 yrs ago, now. (Sorry about that, babe.)
SS: I've never done anything mean to KD...I'm perfect.
2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator?
KD: Ewwwwwww.... Livin' it up when I'm going doowwwwwwn?? Never!
SS: Not yet. Anyone want to volunteer to pop my elevator cherry? ;-)
3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?
KD: I have neither rashes nor birthmarks. I'm made of hard, silvery exoskeleton. Like the Terminator.
SS: I don't think I've ever had a rash.
4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?
KD: Beaches and pools suck. But I had a videogame once!
SS: I've had Sex on the Beach, at the pool and at the beach even.
5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P
KD: I'm nearly 27, but get told weekly that I'm a 6-yr old.
SS: Sometimes I feel like I'm 44, sometimes I feel like I'm 17. I'm actually 20-something...but who's counting?
6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?
KD: Once in college, I was getting an awesome blowjob from some girl I met -- that sorta thing was obviously typical back then, of course -- when, through no fault of my own, my cock accidentally went too far down her throat, causing a gag reflex, causing her to pull away real fast, causing her teeth to dig in and gauge..... It was an accident, I swear! No fault of my own! =)
Didn't need a hospital, but damnit that hurt.
SS: This one time at band camp...
7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?
KD: I've been to two different stripclubs -- one was shitty, the other was pretty awesome. Neither resulted in a lap dance, but that's cuz I ran out of money too early, LOL. I DID, however, attend two college birthday parties where they hired private strippers for the guy. About a dozen of us drunk dudes and this one VERY flexible young lady. Mmmmmm.... college. =)
SS: Been to one strip club, and while I didn't get a lap dance, I did end the evening with a make-up face print on my titties!
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P
KD: Not yet, so everyone point me to your blogs so I can scope you out. =)
SS: Not yet, but I respond well to gifts & flattery.
Monday, June 11, 2007
My New Piercing
We didn't mean to be away from the blog for this long. We got tied up with family obligations yesterday. Anyhoo, about Saturday...
I got my hood pierced!!!
I've been wanting to do it for years, with varying degrees of interest, sprinkled with some doubts. But then some other ladies I know starting getting it done. It felt like everyone who was anyone was doing it, so I had to do it too. That was about 9 months ago. Unfortunately, due to where I was living at the time, a VCH piercing was not possible. So, again I waited patiently. Randomly, about 7 weeks ago at work, I walked into the bathroom and it hit me...I'll get it pierced AND my belly button for my birthday. The birthday came and went (and it was great) but we didn't have time to get the piercings.
So finally, we went on Saturday. I woke up that morning so excited, but as we started driving downtown, I was getting very, very nervous. I was pretty scared, yet so amped up about it too. I was ready; I had done my research and was going to do this. I read that it didn't hurt, that it was just more shocking; a small pinch and then it was over and little-to-no lasting pain. This is what I was prepared for. This is not what I experienced.
OH MY GOD! This was quite possibly the most painful experience of my life. I've been pretty tough on my body over the years and have a pretty high tolerance for pain. But this, no, this hurt like hell. I literally thought I was going to pass out from the pain. It still hurts, granted not as bad, but its still sore. I guess its supposed to be sore and tender for about a week.
My piercer was great. I found the shop online; you can't really just ask around for a good genital piercer. But this worked out well. Jen, the piercer, took us back into the room and cleaned it and herself as she was explaining what she would do and how to care for it after. She was so full of energy; it was great, it really helped calm my nerves. So up I climbed into the damn stirrups, yep just like at the gynaecologist's... fun fun! She cleaned me up, which tickled quite a bit. Then she explained exactly what was going to happen, although I wasn't really listening. I was just trying to breathe. BAM! It was so painful. It was not the little pinch that others said. It wasn't "more shocking than painful". No, it fucking hurt like hell. And it continued to hurt for a few more hours.
Sunday morning the pain had finally subsided. Now its just sore and tender. I'm really looking forward to when it starts to feel good. But for now, even moving the wrong way can hurt. So I have to be careful when I sit or when I get up or when I walk or when I lay down. This tenderness can't last too much longer, right??? And then there's the bleeding, which I never saw anyone online talk about before. Its not a lot of blood, but I just wasn't expecting it.
Anyway, I'm so glad that I got it done. I just can't wait for it to heal. It will be about 2 weeks until we can try it out, but them I'm hoping that all this pain and suffering will be worth it!
And as for the belly button piercing I was supposed to get, apparently my belly button is not the right shape!
I was so disappointed. I have been wanting to get this for almost 10 years. In high school all my friends were getting it but my parents wouldn't let me. Once I moved out, I was going to do it, but I kept saying that I wanted to lose some weight so I would feel comfortable showing it off. But no, the damn doctor cut my umbilical cord the wrong way, and I cannot have a navel ring!
Anyone have a VCH??? I'd love to hear some personal experiences with genital piercings or a rejected belly button?
~SS
I got my hood pierced!!!
I've been wanting to do it for years, with varying degrees of interest, sprinkled with some doubts. But then some other ladies I know starting getting it done. It felt like everyone who was anyone was doing it, so I had to do it too. That was about 9 months ago. Unfortunately, due to where I was living at the time, a VCH piercing was not possible. So, again I waited patiently. Randomly, about 7 weeks ago at work, I walked into the bathroom and it hit me...I'll get it pierced AND my belly button for my birthday. The birthday came and went (and it was great) but we didn't have time to get the piercings.
So finally, we went on Saturday. I woke up that morning so excited, but as we started driving downtown, I was getting very, very nervous. I was pretty scared, yet so amped up about it too. I was ready; I had done my research and was going to do this. I read that it didn't hurt, that it was just more shocking; a small pinch and then it was over and little-to-no lasting pain. This is what I was prepared for. This is not what I experienced.
OH MY GOD! This was quite possibly the most painful experience of my life. I've been pretty tough on my body over the years and have a pretty high tolerance for pain. But this, no, this hurt like hell. I literally thought I was going to pass out from the pain. It still hurts, granted not as bad, but its still sore. I guess its supposed to be sore and tender for about a week.
My piercer was great. I found the shop online; you can't really just ask around for a good genital piercer. But this worked out well. Jen, the piercer, took us back into the room and cleaned it and herself as she was explaining what she would do and how to care for it after. She was so full of energy; it was great, it really helped calm my nerves. So up I climbed into the damn stirrups, yep just like at the gynaecologist's... fun fun! She cleaned me up, which tickled quite a bit. Then she explained exactly what was going to happen, although I wasn't really listening. I was just trying to breathe. BAM! It was so painful. It was not the little pinch that others said. It wasn't "more shocking than painful". No, it fucking hurt like hell. And it continued to hurt for a few more hours.
Sunday morning the pain had finally subsided. Now its just sore and tender. I'm really looking forward to when it starts to feel good. But for now, even moving the wrong way can hurt. So I have to be careful when I sit or when I get up or when I walk or when I lay down. This tenderness can't last too much longer, right??? And then there's the bleeding, which I never saw anyone online talk about before. Its not a lot of blood, but I just wasn't expecting it.
Anyway, I'm so glad that I got it done. I just can't wait for it to heal. It will be about 2 weeks until we can try it out, but them I'm hoping that all this pain and suffering will be worth it!
And as for the belly button piercing I was supposed to get, apparently my belly button is not the right shape!
I was so disappointed. I have been wanting to get this for almost 10 years. In high school all my friends were getting it but my parents wouldn't let me. Once I moved out, I was going to do it, but I kept saying that I wanted to lose some weight so I would feel comfortable showing it off. But no, the damn doctor cut my umbilical cord the wrong way, and I cannot have a navel ring!Anyone have a VCH??? I'd love to hear some personal experiences with genital piercings or a rejected belly button?
~SS
Saturday, June 09, 2007
No Sex for Two Weeks
Sadly, its true. There will be no sex for two weeks. But to make it worse, we'll still be sleeping in the same bed. Its bad enough going two weeks with no sex when someone is away. But to be together, in the same bed, at the same time and have to abstain from sex for two weeks. Well, it will be difficult, to say the least.
Since sex today was the last for a while, we took pictures to share with everyone. Enjoy!
I hate how the camera flash makes me look even more pale.
We'll tell you later why we can't have sex...in the meantime, let your imaginations run wild.
~SS
Since sex today was the last for a while, we took pictures to share with everyone. Enjoy!
I hate how the camera flash makes me look even more pale.
We'll tell you later why we can't have sex...in the meantime, let your imaginations run wild.
~SS
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. Should guys wear pink?
Only if its salmon colour.
2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Closed...unless its "cartoon kisses", then the eyes are open.
3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive?
KD - sarcasm
SS - sense of humour
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yes
5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
KD - Yes please.
SS - Oral
--KD & SS
Only if its salmon colour.
2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Closed...unless its "cartoon kisses", then the eyes are open.
3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive?
KD - sarcasm
SS - sense of humour
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yes
5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
KD - Yes please.
SS - Oral
--KD & SS
Monday, June 04, 2007
I Told You I Was Pale
Some pics showcasing just how damn pale I really am.
Its weird, I used to be tan just like everyone else. Then sometime in my late teens, I lost the ability to tan...not for lack of trying though. But it didn't matter how much or how little time I spent in the sun, the skin would not change colour. Unless of course it went to bright red. Oh yes, I am blessed with being able to burn easily. Its a talent really. Not many people could change skin colours so dramatically so quickly. Yes, I am gifted.
I used to hate the paleness. It shows all my skin blemishes. It makes me look uglier than I really am. It makes me look fatter. I hated it. One summer I tried one of those tanning lotions, but it didn't work...and smelled pretty bad too. I never went to tanning booths. I am afraid of the fake n bake. I have seen tanned girls come out red, so there's no way this pale body is going to try it. Besides, we all know its not good for you.
So, now I am stuck being pale. I wouldn't say I enjoy it, but I have learned to tolerate it. People love to make fun of us pale people (why is that?). So now I just play along and make fun of my paleness too. We found the "pale is the new tan" shirt on the internet last summer, and KD bought it for me. He loves pale women. Not that he doesn't love tan women, but there's something extra special about pale skin, for him anyway.
Anyway, that's enough about that. I promise this blog won't be all about paleness, just wanted to give some background.
~SS
Its weird, I used to be tan just like everyone else. Then sometime in my late teens, I lost the ability to tan...not for lack of trying though. But it didn't matter how much or how little time I spent in the sun, the skin would not change colour. Unless of course it went to bright red. Oh yes, I am blessed with being able to burn easily. Its a talent really. Not many people could change skin colours so dramatically so quickly. Yes, I am gifted.
I used to hate the paleness. It shows all my skin blemishes. It makes me look uglier than I really am. It makes me look fatter. I hated it. One summer I tried one of those tanning lotions, but it didn't work...and smelled pretty bad too. I never went to tanning booths. I am afraid of the fake n bake. I have seen tanned girls come out red, so there's no way this pale body is going to try it. Besides, we all know its not good for you.
So, now I am stuck being pale. I wouldn't say I enjoy it, but I have learned to tolerate it. People love to make fun of us pale people (why is that?). So now I just play along and make fun of my paleness too. We found the "pale is the new tan" shirt on the internet last summer, and KD bought it for me. He loves pale women. Not that he doesn't love tan women, but there's something extra special about pale skin, for him anyway.
Anyway, that's enough about that. I promise this blog won't be all about paleness, just wanted to give some background.
~SS
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Our First Pictures
As promised...
I'm having a hard time getting these to line up correctly. Does anyone know the best way to get two pics side by side?
Anyway, these are some pics we took last night and again this morning. This taking pictures during sex thing is sorta new for us. We did it once before, about 2 years ago. It was a lot of fun, or so I'm told. I was pretty drunk and don't remember most of it. So it has been fun to recreate that night. I like pretending to be a model and having my picture taken. I'm sure there will be plenty more photo shoots and pictures to come.
Enjoy!
~SS
I'm having a hard time getting these to line up correctly. Does anyone know the best way to get two pics side by side?
Anyway, these are some pics we took last night and again this morning. This taking pictures during sex thing is sorta new for us. We did it once before, about 2 years ago. It was a lot of fun, or so I'm told. I was pretty drunk and don't remember most of it. So it has been fun to recreate that night. I like pretending to be a model and having my picture taken. I'm sure there will be plenty more photo shoots and pictures to come.
Enjoy!
~SS
Saturday, June 02, 2007
A Warm Welcome....
Morning folks -- KD, here. The dude half of us and the decidedly NON-pale one. (She's as white as this text box, to be honest. It's like, even at night with all the lights off in the bedroom, I can still make her out perfectly because the glow of the alarm clock reflects like a full moon off her.....)
Anyway, so since SS did her introductory post yesterday, maybe I'll one-up her and post a better one today.
A little about me:
I'm employed in the aerospace industry as a test pilot at an undisclosed gov't research lab in the middle of nowhere . We generally spend most of the time filling out boring paperwork and watching training videos, so it's really not as glamourous as Hollywood might lead you to believe. But every so often, I'll sit in a new prototype, futuristic, totally whip-your-ass cool new plane thing..... and break wind. Just for the fun of it.
Seriously!
So, that above paragraph actually isn't serious. But, through the wonders of Internet anonymity, you probably will never know for sure! Unless you're a cute girl, in which case I'll give you my number and we can discuss at length. Don't worry, SS is into chicks too, I think, so it's fine.
But really, as our profile says SS and I live in Philly, or as our non-American friends refer to it -- Filthadelphia. I'm assuming the city has that nickname for it's sparkling clean, mountain fresh Schuykill river (oddly enough, pronounced SKOO-kull -- I shit you not) but that might be a stretch. While I'm sure there are plenty of cities around the US that are worse off then Philadelphia, it really is pretty nasty downtown. So, when I say SS and I live in Philly, I really mean we live in the suburbs of Philly! A glorious wonderland of fresh cut lawns, smiling children at play, and lemonade stands as far as the eye can see. For the most part.
Except for the dead squirrel I saw next to the train tracks on my way to work yesterday. Sorta spoils the euphoria when that happens.
Well, now that I've done a proper nice job of rambling in my "welcome to our blog" post, I'll leave you to your thoughts. Check back with us regularly, as we have some pretty big plans in store! Like free oil massages, delicious chocolate creme pudding pops, and if you're lucky, a story about how this one time, at band camp..........
-- KD
Anyway, so since SS did her introductory post yesterday, maybe I'll one-up her and post a better one today.
A little about me:
I'm employed in the aerospace industry as a test pilot at an undisclosed gov't research lab in the middle of nowhere . We generally spend most of the time filling out boring paperwork and watching training videos, so it's really not as glamourous as Hollywood might lead you to believe. But every so often, I'll sit in a new prototype, futuristic, totally whip-your-ass cool new plane thing..... and break wind. Just for the fun of it.
Seriously!
So, that above paragraph actually isn't serious. But, through the wonders of Internet anonymity, you probably will never know for sure! Unless you're a cute girl, in which case I'll give you my number and we can discuss at length. Don't worry, SS is into chicks too, I think, so it's fine.
But really, as our profile says SS and I live in Philly, or as our non-American friends refer to it -- Filthadelphia. I'm assuming the city has that nickname for it's sparkling clean, mountain fresh Schuykill river (oddly enough, pronounced SKOO-kull -- I shit you not) but that might be a stretch. While I'm sure there are plenty of cities around the US that are worse off then Philadelphia, it really is pretty nasty downtown. So, when I say SS and I live in Philly, I really mean we live in the suburbs of Philly! A glorious wonderland of fresh cut lawns, smiling children at play, and lemonade stands as far as the eye can see. For the most part.
Except for the dead squirrel I saw next to the train tracks on my way to work yesterday. Sorta spoils the euphoria when that happens.
Well, now that I've done a proper nice job of rambling in my "welcome to our blog" post, I'll leave you to your thoughts. Check back with us regularly, as we have some pretty big plans in store! Like free oil massages, delicious chocolate creme pudding pops, and if you're lucky, a story about how this one time, at band camp..........
-- KD
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