We failed to post all week...we're sorry.
1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
KD: Who cares? Humans were made to adapt.... so just deal.
SS: Over, duh!
2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
KD: Well, everything down I guess is ideal, but I have a tendency to let it it slam on the way down, which pisses off our downstairs neighbor, which gets us written up in the leasing office, which pisses me off, which makes me do things to spite my downstairs neighbor.... like let the toilet seat slam.
SS: everything down
3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
KD: Hmmm... my "Australian Girlfriend". This chick I know who's from Australia, who works for our London office, who flew to visit me here in the states while SS was out of town. This was like, November 2006 though, so..... [Obviously she knows about it already -- lol, could you imagine if she didn't??]
SS: I have no idea. I guess back in college; there were a number of guys that I made out with. No specifics stand out though.
4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
KD: well, shit -- sex, of course! Sex is a fun activity you have with another person! (Or yourself, but I digress....) Much like playing a game of Uno. Falling in love? That's serious business and deserves a serious spanking.
SS: We have an open relationship. KD has and will continue to sleep with other people and I'm totally cool with it. In fact, I love it; it totally turns me on. Am I weird?
5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
KD: If I had a million dollars to give away, then CLEARLY I'm already a significantly wealthy billionaire, such to challenge Mr. Gates himself. So, I would give it all to the first chick with tits like basketballs to make me cum in her mouth using only her tongue. Easy question.
SS: Give away? Sorry, I don't understand the question. ;-)
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
KD: Very few people know that I am better at choosing outfits for chicks to wear than I am myself. Case in point, SS looks like a damn sexy little bitch at work half the time because I steered her away from what she was originally gonna put on.... hehehe =)
I'm just metro like that, I guess. But then, I wear the same boring jeans, polos and Skechers everywhere I go.
SS: Well, people in my real life know this, but I don't think you all know yet. I'm a vegetarian. Not very exciting, I know, but that's all I got for now.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. Leather, lace or silk?
KD -- since we can't pick neoprene, I guess silk. Lace is too '70s for me. (1770s)
SS -- Hmmm, that depends. It all depends on the style, cut, colour, etc. It's not just about the fabric.
2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?
KD -- nah, porno mags are too 70's for me. (1970s)
SS -- No. That's what the internet is for!
3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
KD -- Just once that I can recall, I think. With SS in a jacuzzi while staying at a hotel before our friend's wedding. She didn't even really want to.... how weird is that??
SS -- See above.
4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
KD -- me: obsessed, playful, sweating my ass off
partner (SS): sleek, dirty, sexy
SS -- me: tired, sleepy, annoyed
partner (KD): annoying, smelly, quick
(I say this because that last time we had sex was yesterday morning. We had gone for our walk and I was still exhausted so I climbed back in bed to take a 20 minute nap, when KD jumped in bed with me. I was half asleep and just laid there waiting for him to hurry up so I could nap for a few before I had to get up and shower. I'm evil, I know. But god do I love my sleep!)
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?
KD -- Other! I lost my virginity a) as an impetuous youth, but b) because my girlfriend at the time was the trashiest, most filthy horny slut I'd ever met by that time! I was 15, she was 16, we were in the rear seat of my car, parked under a bridge, in the middle of a snow storm along an ice-covered backroad where I literally spun out 360 just trying to get to the spot. I think she ended up getting pregnant and dating a karate master, but this was back in the mid-90's so I can't be sure. (1990s)
SS -- I actually wasn't that young. I was far too sheltered as a teen. I actually lost my virginity to KD when I was 18. I wouldn't say that it was to prove that I loved him, but it was because I was a horny little slut that needed to be freed!
Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that: a) get you excited b) make you squirm c) make you laugh
KD -- a) WARHAMMER b) impregnated c) "Nooooooooooooo, BINGO!!"
SS -- a) money b) pregnant c) boobies
KD -- since we can't pick neoprene, I guess silk. Lace is too '70s for me. (1770s)
SS -- Hmmm, that depends. It all depends on the style, cut, colour, etc. It's not just about the fabric.
2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?
KD -- nah, porno mags are too 70's for me. (1970s)
SS -- No. That's what the internet is for!
3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
KD -- Just once that I can recall, I think. With SS in a jacuzzi while staying at a hotel before our friend's wedding. She didn't even really want to.... how weird is that??
SS -- See above.
4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
KD -- me: obsessed, playful, sweating my ass off
partner (SS): sleek, dirty, sexy
SS -- me: tired, sleepy, annoyed
partner (KD): annoying, smelly, quick
(I say this because that last time we had sex was yesterday morning. We had gone for our walk and I was still exhausted so I climbed back in bed to take a 20 minute nap, when KD jumped in bed with me. I was half asleep and just laid there waiting for him to hurry up so I could nap for a few before I had to get up and shower. I'm evil, I know. But god do I love my sleep!)
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?
KD -- Other! I lost my virginity a) as an impetuous youth, but b) because my girlfriend at the time was the trashiest, most filthy horny slut I'd ever met by that time! I was 15, she was 16, we were in the rear seat of my car, parked under a bridge, in the middle of a snow storm along an ice-covered backroad where I literally spun out 360 just trying to get to the spot. I think she ended up getting pregnant and dating a karate master, but this was back in the mid-90's so I can't be sure. (1990s)
SS -- I actually wasn't that young. I was far too sheltered as a teen. I actually lost my virginity to KD when I was 18. I wouldn't say that it was to prove that I loved him, but it was because I was a horny little slut that needed to be freed!
Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that: a) get you excited b) make you squirm c) make you laugh
KD -- a) WARHAMMER b) impregnated c) "Nooooooooooooo, BINGO!!"
SS -- a) money b) pregnant c) boobies
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Just for Fun
Pure silliness happens here. Anyway, here' what our penis and "girl parts" are called. On a side note, why is it that they will say penis, but not vagina or pussy. Instead they call them girl parts. OMG, how old are we? It is sad that we live in a society where it is ok to say penis but not vagina. Alright, so I'm totally over thinking this and over-reacting to what is supposed to be a little bit of mindless fun on a Sunday afternoon. So, without further social commentary from SS...
| Your Penis Name Is... |
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| Your Girl Parts Are Named: |
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Woman of the Weekend #7
Well, no experimenting with crazy colouration this time guys, but don't be alarmed. There's still plenty of hotness to be seen in this woman of the weekend.
And dear goodness, is a she fine young woman. Maybe it's just me, but she has oh-my-god Beautiful. Fucking. Eyes. Click the pics to bring those babies closer.
Enjoy!
-- KD
And dear goodness, is a she fine young woman. Maybe it's just me, but she has oh-my-god Beautiful. Fucking. Eyes. Click the pics to bring those babies closer.
Enjoy!
-- KD
Thursday, July 19, 2007
HNT - Fun with Colour
I have no idea why, but I thought it would be fun to mess around with the colour tints of our pictures for this week. Actually at first, it came up on accident, I clicked the wrong button when I was trying to crop. But once I started playing around with it, it seemed like a good idea for some change this week. It took well since I'm so damn pale...its like having a white canvas to work on.These are some more pictures from last week's session when we took the piercing shots. Enjoy!
Happy HNT!
-- SS
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?
KD: Definitely boyshorts -- SS has several pairs and I love them all. And to be honest, I REALLY dislike most lingerie. So "cheap" looking, to me. And not "cheap" in the hot, slutty way -- but cheap and desperate like an old 80's porno. Ugh. Gimme boyshorts and a tank top or sports bra all the way!
SS: On men...ummm...I dunno. Doesn't matter to me as long as they're clean. I love the boy shorts (or hipster or tangas or whatever the hell you call them) on women. They look sexy as hell and are very comfortable too.
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
KD: After 5 and 1/2 yrs with SS, you're damn right I have! Why, just this past weekend I paid for a new purse, a hair scarf, and a necklace. And also this weekend, we had sex.
SS: No, but I'd accept money for sex!
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
KD: I think we're univeral that hair other than scalp and bush is a no-no for a modern woman. Chicks with hair legs get five-across-the-eyes, damnit! (Aka, a pimp slap, for those over 25.)
For guys, body hair is no big deal until we're approaching Yeti territory. So shave your fucking back and we're on good terms! Facial hair on the other hand, anything goes! Crazy goatees, the fu-manchu, porkchop 'burns, mountain man scruff -- whatever tickles your pickle is cool.
SS: Hell no. Actually, on men it depends. Facial hair can be ok on some men. For women, body hair is no good.
4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
KD: Two chicks getting pissed off during the shoot and force-fucking each other against their respective guys. Hair-pulling, spitting, slapping -- FUN! The guys had great time, I'm sure.
SS: Big sausage pizza.
5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?
KD: I'm sure there's a an upper limit, though I have yet to reach it (wouldn't that be a nice problem to have??). But "not enough" is certainly worse. Like, Prohibition-caliber bad. Like fuckin Great Depression awful. Or Ashlee Simpson shitty.
SS: Too much sex hurts.
Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?
KD: Fine for doing 54 in a 20 zone --> $110
Fine for getting caught with a couple lines on your mirror --> 3-5 yrs and who knows how many grand in bail
Only dealing with the former and thankfully skating on the latter --> Priceless
SS: I've never been caught doing anything illegal. i guess the most illegal thing I have done involves "controlled substances". Sorry, I'm pretty tame when it comes to the law.
KD: Definitely boyshorts -- SS has several pairs and I love them all. And to be honest, I REALLY dislike most lingerie. So "cheap" looking, to me. And not "cheap" in the hot, slutty way -- but cheap and desperate like an old 80's porno. Ugh. Gimme boyshorts and a tank top or sports bra all the way!
SS: On men...ummm...I dunno. Doesn't matter to me as long as they're clean. I love the boy shorts (or hipster or tangas or whatever the hell you call them) on women. They look sexy as hell and are very comfortable too.
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
KD: After 5 and 1/2 yrs with SS, you're damn right I have! Why, just this past weekend I paid for a new purse, a hair scarf, and a necklace. And also this weekend, we had sex.
SS: No, but I'd accept money for sex!
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
KD: I think we're univeral that hair other than scalp and bush is a no-no for a modern woman. Chicks with hair legs get five-across-the-eyes, damnit! (Aka, a pimp slap, for those over 25.)
For guys, body hair is no big deal until we're approaching Yeti territory. So shave your fucking back and we're on good terms! Facial hair on the other hand, anything goes! Crazy goatees, the fu-manchu, porkchop 'burns, mountain man scruff -- whatever tickles your pickle is cool.
SS: Hell no. Actually, on men it depends. Facial hair can be ok on some men. For women, body hair is no good.
4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
KD: Two chicks getting pissed off during the shoot and force-fucking each other against their respective guys. Hair-pulling, spitting, slapping -- FUN! The guys had great time, I'm sure.
SS: Big sausage pizza.
5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?
KD: I'm sure there's a an upper limit, though I have yet to reach it (wouldn't that be a nice problem to have??). But "not enough" is certainly worse. Like, Prohibition-caliber bad. Like fuckin Great Depression awful. Or Ashlee Simpson shitty.
SS: Too much sex hurts.
Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?
KD: Fine for doing 54 in a 20 zone --> $110
Fine for getting caught with a couple lines on your mirror --> 3-5 yrs and who knows how many grand in bail
Only dealing with the former and thankfully skating on the latter --> Priceless
SS: I've never been caught doing anything illegal. i guess the most illegal thing I have done involves "controlled substances". Sorry, I'm pretty tame when it comes to the law.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Woman of the Weekend #6
Tattoos. Say what you will about "how they'll look when you're 60", the bottom line is they're HOT on chicks! SS doesn't have a tattoo and very likely would chew gravel before even considering getting one. Kind of a bummer considering I'm addicted to tattoos (have 3 of my own) and love them on girls.
Now, there's a caveat to this topic: a "tattoo" on a girl DOES NOT INCLUDE
a) cute little hearts & stars
b) a small Playboy bunny symbol
c) your (ex?) boyfriend's name
d) anything smaller than silver dollar
These are not real tattoos, ma'am. I mean, for god's sake Ladies, if you're heading to the tattoo shop maybe you should actually GET a tattoo! Something with significance -- both size and meaning. A silly little 4-leaf clover or blue-and-pink fairie tat on your hip bone is both invisible without glasses and generic like a fart joke in grade school. Save yourself the $50 and just.... don't.
"Tramp stamps" however, are quite acceptable. They may be a dime a dozen around any college campus, but usually they're pretty sizable (which is hot) and they're a lower-back tattoo on a chick (which is hot!!) Permission granted, Sally!
Have a look below -- click to enlarge, for better viewing. Sexy girls + sexy tattoos = aw shit, now I made a sticky mess.
Enjoy!
-- KD
Now, there's a caveat to this topic: a "tattoo" on a girl DOES NOT INCLUDE
a) cute little hearts & stars
b) a small Playboy bunny symbol
c) your (ex?) boyfriend's name
d) anything smaller than silver dollar
These are not real tattoos, ma'am. I mean, for god's sake Ladies, if you're heading to the tattoo shop maybe you should actually GET a tattoo! Something with significance -- both size and meaning. A silly little 4-leaf clover or blue-and-pink fairie tat on your hip bone is both invisible without glasses and generic like a fart joke in grade school. Save yourself the $50 and just.... don't.
"Tramp stamps" however, are quite acceptable. They may be a dime a dozen around any college campus, but usually they're pretty sizable (which is hot) and they're a lower-back tattoo on a chick (which is hot!!) Permission granted, Sally!
Have a look below -- click to enlarge, for better viewing. Sexy girls + sexy tattoos = aw shit, now I made a sticky mess.
Enjoy!
-- KD
Thursday, July 12, 2007
HNT: Piercing!
Finally. After a whole month of patiently waiting...here it is!!!
Since we had to take pictures of the piercing, we also tried to recreate the vibrator sex that we had a while ago. It wasn't as good this time around...but still a lot of fun. I love how the reflection shows on the vibrator. And if you look carefully, you can see the bottom ball reflected.
Happy HNT!
Since we had to take pictures of the piercing, we also tried to recreate the vibrator sex that we had a while ago. It wasn't as good this time around...but still a lot of fun. I love how the reflection shows on the vibrator. And if you look carefully, you can see the bottom ball reflected.
Happy HNT!
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. Who was your childhood hero?
KD: Easily, by far, my childhood hero was motherfuckin MacGyver!!! Did you see the one where MacGyver's trapped under an avalanche and uses his ski pole as a blow dart to shoot a little red flag in the air so Ski Patrol can find him? CLASSIC! My fuckin hero!!
SS: Alan Greenspan. Seriously! This guy ran the free world!
2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page?
KD: Not really sure, sorry I don't have a good story for that one.
SS: Maybe...I don't know. I don't use myspace.
3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about?
KD: Oh jeez, plenty. Sex with 3 chicks, deepthroat cumshots, making a living playing EverQuest.... The normal stuff, since I'm not too creative.
SS: Recently my big fantasy is to see a dirty little slut give KD a sloppy blow job. And we both really want to have a threesome.
4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn't mean it?
KD: Of course, that probably accounts for a good 1/10th of the chicks I fucked in high school. (lol, j/k - but yes, I have said that and not meant it. Shame on me.)
SS: Nah, I'm not that mean.
5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you?
KD: Yeah, there was this party once and I went back to this chick's apartment -- I guess we played strip poker with a group the night before or whatever -- and I really didn't know who she was or how we met. But we definitely had sex again that morning, so I suppose I knew her afterward. That counts?
SS: Sometimes I wish I didn't know the person next to me! Just kidding sweetie! ;-)
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
KD: Yeah, definitely. One of my ex's really didn't mind deepthroating very much, even when it made her gag. Which was great, let me tell you.
So one afternoon (yeah, this is in the fuckin daytime, bitches!) So, this one afternoon I'm laying on the bed and really facefucking her hard, right -- and she's coughing and wiping spit off and shit... real classy stuff. Anyway, so outta nowhere, her whole neck convulses for a second and in the middle of stuffing my cock down her throat she pukes all over my stomach!! Sorta came out like thin vegetable broth (she was a big girl, but ate like a pussy... anyway) and we both stopped for a second. And right as she starts apologizing and wiping it on her sheets and shit I just started laughing like hell!! HAHAHA, right in her face, oh man it was classic! That was great fun and we laughed about it together later, too. Especially cuz she finished me off. =)
And if anyone thinks that's nasty, well.... you asked for the story, so I told it!
SS: Oh yeah, a lot of them make me smile. But I don't think any of them make me laugh.
KD: Easily, by far, my childhood hero was motherfuckin MacGyver!!! Did you see the one where MacGyver's trapped under an avalanche and uses his ski pole as a blow dart to shoot a little red flag in the air so Ski Patrol can find him? CLASSIC! My fuckin hero!!
SS: Alan Greenspan. Seriously! This guy ran the free world!
2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page?
KD: Not really sure, sorry I don't have a good story for that one.
SS: Maybe...I don't know. I don't use myspace.
3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about?
KD: Oh jeez, plenty. Sex with 3 chicks, deepthroat cumshots, making a living playing EverQuest.... The normal stuff, since I'm not too creative.
SS: Recently my big fantasy is to see a dirty little slut give KD a sloppy blow job. And we both really want to have a threesome.
4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn't mean it?
KD: Of course, that probably accounts for a good 1/10th of the chicks I fucked in high school. (lol, j/k - but yes, I have said that and not meant it. Shame on me.)
SS: Nah, I'm not that mean.
5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you?
KD: Yeah, there was this party once and I went back to this chick's apartment -- I guess we played strip poker with a group the night before or whatever -- and I really didn't know who she was or how we met. But we definitely had sex again that morning, so I suppose I knew her afterward. That counts?
SS: Sometimes I wish I didn't know the person next to me! Just kidding sweetie! ;-)
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
KD: Yeah, definitely. One of my ex's really didn't mind deepthroating very much, even when it made her gag. Which was great, let me tell you.
So one afternoon (yeah, this is in the fuckin daytime, bitches!) So, this one afternoon I'm laying on the bed and really facefucking her hard, right -- and she's coughing and wiping spit off and shit... real classy stuff. Anyway, so outta nowhere, her whole neck convulses for a second and in the middle of stuffing my cock down her throat she pukes all over my stomach!! Sorta came out like thin vegetable broth (she was a big girl, but ate like a pussy... anyway) and we both stopped for a second. And right as she starts apologizing and wiping it on her sheets and shit I just started laughing like hell!! HAHAHA, right in her face, oh man it was classic! That was great fun and we laughed about it together later, too. Especially cuz she finished me off. =)
And if anyone thinks that's nasty, well.... you asked for the story, so I told it!
SS: Oh yeah, a lot of them make me smile. But I don't think any of them make me laugh.
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Woman of the Weekend #5
You know you need to do it. Your wife tells you after a big meal at Chi-Chi's. Your conscience tells you as a cute redhead passes you up the stairs at the mall. You've said, "this New Year's, I'll start!".
Running. Get some.
-- KD
Running. Get some.
-- KD
Friday, July 06, 2007
Weird Week
This has been a really weird week. Having a holiday on a Wednesday is not a good thing, it really messes me up. We are so messed up this week that we missed HNT and didn't realize it until today. Not that it matters since we have no new pics to post anyway. I know I promised a pic of my piercing...but I got my damn period. So I thought it best to spare you that picture. We'll try to take some this weekend. I don't think we have anything planned for the weekend, so we should be able to accomplish a photo session.
I hope everyone had a great 4th, whether you celebrated or not, I'm sure you enjoyed the day off...I know we did. We slept in, relaxed, watched a movie, and then had some play time. This was the first time since my piercing that I was really able to enjoy it. Up until now I have been so concerned about hurting it, that I didn't get into it. But Wednesday was fun.
We started laying next to each other kissing while I played with my vibrator. I had to be careful not to come in too much direct contact with the piercing. But generally speaking it felt great. And the sound of it hitting the steel bar was kinda cool. Eventually, the vibrator made it into my pussy. I don't usually do this because I enjoy direct clitoral stimulation, but my god did it feel good. KD took over fucking me with the vibrator for quite some time; I actually thought I was going to cum. Then KD jumped on top of me and I took over the vibrator moving it around his balls and cock, and of course on myself. It wasn't long before we were both cumming hard.
Hopefully there will be more hot sex to tell of (and show pictures of) in the future.
~SS
I hope everyone had a great 4th, whether you celebrated or not, I'm sure you enjoyed the day off...I know we did. We slept in, relaxed, watched a movie, and then had some play time. This was the first time since my piercing that I was really able to enjoy it. Up until now I have been so concerned about hurting it, that I didn't get into it. But Wednesday was fun.
We started laying next to each other kissing while I played with my vibrator. I had to be careful not to come in too much direct contact with the piercing. But generally speaking it felt great. And the sound of it hitting the steel bar was kinda cool. Eventually, the vibrator made it into my pussy. I don't usually do this because I enjoy direct clitoral stimulation, but my god did it feel good. KD took over fucking me with the vibrator for quite some time; I actually thought I was going to cum. Then KD jumped on top of me and I took over the vibrator moving it around his balls and cock, and of course on myself. It wasn't long before we were both cumming hard.
Hopefully there will be more hot sex to tell of (and show pictures of) in the future.
~SS
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. Describe your first kiss.
KD -- Mine rocked -- I was like 7 and at this girl's birthday party. So me, her, AND her best friend all went into her basement closet and we made out for probably 10 minutes until someone found us. Very niiiiiice. ((borat voice))
SS -- Fuck if I remember!
2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
KD -- Go hard or go home.... shaved!
SS -- Shaved.
3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
KD -- Well obviously the first Batman with Michael Keaton. Fuck Superman, although I respect Reeve's work. Fuck Tobey Maguire, fuck "the Hulk". And fuck Jessica Alba for choosing a dumbass movie like Fantastic Four to fucking star in. Sign me up for Vicki Vale, baby!
SS -- I'm too cool to watch comic book movies. (Dork!)
4. Coke or Pepsi?
KD -- Sprite, bitch!
SS -- I'll take juice please. 100% -- none of that sugary shit.
5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
KD -- SS sorta deduced it one time, all Sherlock-Holmes-style. But not flat out, I don't think.
SS -- Nope, not that I can recall.
6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
KD -- To the right, I'm pretty sure.
SS -- Hang on, let me check....
7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
KD -- Not even for $10,000, NO!
SS -- Nope.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
KD -- LOL, oh my god, OF COURSE. Who hasn't used that to buy some time before thinking up a better excuse why you woke up next to two chicks, a midget, a bucket of chicken, and some rubber gloves.
SS -- Excuse? Who said it was an excuse??
KD -- Mine rocked -- I was like 7 and at this girl's birthday party. So me, her, AND her best friend all went into her basement closet and we made out for probably 10 minutes until someone found us. Very niiiiiice. ((borat voice))
SS -- Fuck if I remember!
2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
KD -- Go hard or go home.... shaved!
SS -- Shaved.
3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
KD -- Well obviously the first Batman with Michael Keaton. Fuck Superman, although I respect Reeve's work. Fuck Tobey Maguire, fuck "the Hulk". And fuck Jessica Alba for choosing a dumbass movie like Fantastic Four to fucking star in. Sign me up for Vicki Vale, baby!
SS -- I'm too cool to watch comic book movies. (Dork!)
4. Coke or Pepsi?
KD -- Sprite, bitch!
SS -- I'll take juice please. 100% -- none of that sugary shit.
5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
KD -- SS sorta deduced it one time, all Sherlock-Holmes-style. But not flat out, I don't think.
SS -- Nope, not that I can recall.
6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
KD -- To the right, I'm pretty sure.
SS -- Hang on, let me check....
7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
KD -- Not even for $10,000, NO!
SS -- Nope.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
KD -- LOL, oh my god, OF COURSE. Who hasn't used that to buy some time before thinking up a better excuse why you woke up next to two chicks, a midget, a bucket of chicken, and some rubber gloves.
SS -- Excuse? Who said it was an excuse??
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Double Dip! Woman of the Weekend #4
CANADIAN GIRLS!!!
Ah-ha! Just when we thought it couldn't get any better, oh yeah CANADA DAY rolls around! As you can see from SS's post, she's a proud Canadian girl. Sooooo, in honour of our friends in the Great White North, here's a couple pics of honest to goodness, hot Canadian chicks
-- Evangeline Lilly: yep, that hot chick from Lost
-- Kari Sweets: a supercutie in the
"softcore" business
-- Trista Stevens: whoa, hello six-pack abs!
-- Bianca Beauchamp: Literally, the 2nd hottest chick in all of Canada (after SS, obviously), AND she's a latex/leather fetish model.
Ah-ha! Just when we thought it couldn't get any better, oh yeah CANADA DAY rolls around! As you can see from SS's post, she's a proud Canadian girl. Sooooo, in honour of our friends in the Great White North, here's a couple pics of honest to goodness, hot Canadian chicks
-- Evangeline Lilly: yep, that hot chick from Lost
-- Kari Sweets: a supercutie in the
"softcore" business
-- Trista Stevens: whoa, hello six-pack abs!
-- Bianca Beauchamp: Literally, the 2nd hottest chick in all of Canada (after SS, obviously), AND she's a latex/leather fetish model.
Happy Canada Day!
I'm not sure if we have any readers from Canada, but I hope we do. If you are Canadian or currently in Canada, please drop us a line to say hello so that we know you're there.Since today is Canada Day, I thought it was the perfect time to show my Canadian pride! I grew up in British Columbia and I miss it. Sadly, I haven't been back in something like 6 or 7 years.
We're going to a Canada Day BBQ later today. I am very excited to spend some time with my fellow Canadians and hopefully eat and drink some Canadian specialities.
In honour of Canada Day, here's some of what I miss about Canada, in no particular order.
Hockey...is very rarely televised in the States, and that's sad.
Don Cherry...enough said.
Tim Horton's...I love the peach juice and the bagels and the Tim Bits.
Skiing...I used to ski just about every day. I love skiing, its great exercise and so much fun.
Mackintosh's Toffee...so chewy it sticks to your teeth!
The Great Outdoors...skiiing, hiking, swimming, camping. Its all fun when you have beautiful scenery to look at.
Smarties...When I eat my Smarties, I eat the red ones last.
Nanaimo Bars...OH MY GOD!!! So good. (I really need to learn how to make these.)
Beer...Yes, you can get the two most common Canadian beers in the US, but not my favourite.
And on that note, I'm going to go have a beer and reminisce.
HAPPY CANADA DAY!
~SS
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