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Happy HNT everyone!

TMI Tuesday

1. What is the best relationship advice you've ever received?
SS: To keep working at it.
KD: "Stay away from them women!" -- my mom, circa 9th grade

2. How many people have you dated at once? How many people do you think it is acceptable to date at once?
SS: 12. I think 12 is an acceptable number; anything more than that and you start to lose track of who's who.
KD: I think I only went so far as two-timing my bitches. That's not so bad, eh? SS had a dozen for fuck's sake. (she's horny)

3. What made your worst kiss so bad?
SS: Stiffness. I can't really explain it, but if you've ever kissed someone like this you'll know. The lips and tongue are so stiff and rigid, it just makes it terrible.
KD: Ugliness?

4. Can a relationship last if the sex is bad?
SS: God, I hope so. Just kidding honey! In all honesty though, I think it can. There are plenty of sexless marriages that are happy and successful.
KD: *cries*

5. What one thing would you like your partner to do every time you have sex with them?
SS: Make me cum.
KD: Ok... but only if you deepthroat.


Bonus (as in optional): What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
SS: Ass & titties.
KD: I'm very flirty at work, at restaurants, at the mall, at the.... I'm flirty! A sincere compliment goes a long way with women, I've found. And apparently I have a nice smile, according to SS and about 10 other girls at work....

Woman of the Weekend #11

KD has failed you and me. He failed to post all weekend, despite not having anything better to do. So here I am again saving his ass. And speaking of ass...check this out! Jodi Leigh Miller may not have the cutest face in the world, but my god...look at that body. Yep, she's a professional bodybuilder/fitness model/hard bod. And she is my inspiration for getting in shape. I know that I'll never look like her. But I figure that if I set my goals higher than I need, I should land nicely where I want to be. And so, here is the Woman of the Weekend: Jodi Leigh Miller. Be inspired!






She's hot and she'll kick your ass when you misbehave! She's my hero!

~SS

HNT

Thursday already!!! No sexy pictures this week, sorry, but at least I got something. (Which is more than we've done the past few weeks.)
While this may not seem like much, it is a big step for me. I took these pictures on my phone while at the mall this weekend. I had just gotten a pedicure and love this new colour!
Doesn't sound like much, but for me, the big deal was that I finally set up the bluetooth on my phone and laptop and transferred the pictures that way. YAY! Go me. So, like the pics or not, at least I now know how to us bluetooth.

TMI Tuesday

1. What’s the deal with blue balls?
SS: They're no different than red balls or yellow balls. Personally when I play mini-golf I like to use blue balls, but for kickball I like yellow balls.
KD: The DEAL with blue balls, my good friend, is that women from coast to coast, from sea to shining mother fucking sea DON'T. FUCKING. GET. THEM.... I can promise you if chicks ever got the equivalent of blue balls when they send us home with no sex, that fuckin phenomenon ends, real damn fast. If they got.... like purple pussy or something I'd be willing to bet the amount of chicks that put out on the first date triples!

Well, one can dream, can't one? =)

2. What is the hottest vehicular sex scene in a movie?
SS: This is.
KD: The only one I can think of is Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson in the Getaway. It was pretty hot (cuz of her) and pretty surreal (cuz of him) at the same time. Fun times!

3. Strap-on? yes, no, give, receive?
SS: I would think it would be very awkward to get the motion right going. But if I had a willing, patient partner, I'd give it a try. Would I want to be on the receiving end of it? In the right situation that could be hot too.
KD: Uhm... maybe a chick on SS or something. I think I'll pass for now, thanks.

4. What is the average penis length?
SS: To ask most guys I knew in high school and college its about 8 inches. In reality, I think its more like 5.5 or 6.
KD: Yeah, honest average is around 5.5 inches. Which sucks. =(

5. How do you stimulate his prostate? Guys, do you like it?
SS: This is not something I have explored.
KD: No thanks! I'm all stocked up here.


Bonus (as in optional): Confession Tuesday... tell me a secret!
SS: The only reason I had sex with KD this morning, was so I wouldn't have to go to the gym. But I kept it secret from him!
KD: I'm boring, so no real secrets. Sorry.... (And you suck, SS! And you should "skip" the gym tomorrow too.)

Woman of the Weekend #10

KD here!

I'm back from London just yesterday, and I'm glad to be back on US timezones -- jet lag seems almost non-existent today, which is nice. Although, as I understand it, it's pretty easy to fly east (ie, back here). The tough part is flying west -- not only losing sleep from the travel, but also losing 5 hrs of timezone difference, since London is 5 hrs ahead of us (east coast).

Anyway, I had a great trip. In addition to sight-seeing/drinking at pubs, I had a very productive week at work and even got potentially offered a position with our London branch office. Jolly good, old chap!!!

So I thought in honour of how great things are at work, here's a very sexy, but very work-safe, well-dressed Woman of the Weekend. If you have a casual office, she might even walk by your cubicle tomorrow! Feel free to show all your colleagues. Click to enlarge, and enjoy!

Deep Throating

This was posted on one of the forums I read. I am speechless. Discuss.




Wouldn't you guys love that blow job???

TMI Tuesday

1. Define "infidelity" as it relates to a relationship. Have you ever been guilty of infidelity? Have you ever been the victim of infidelity? Have you ever been a participant in someone else's infidelity?
SS: Infidelity is doing something that you agreed with your partner that you would not do. No, I have not been guilty of this. Have I been a victim of this??? Well, maybe, sorta, kinda. A long time ago. Have I been a participant in someone else's infidelity? Not to my knowledge.

2. What is the last thing you stole?
SS: Hmm, stealing is bad. I don't think I've stolen anything recently.
Edit...see bottom of post.

3. Name on place in your country that you have never been but would like to visit and why.
SS: Vegas! Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

4. When movies can you watch over and over again?
SS: Not many. I'm not a big movie person. If I haven't seen a movie in a long time, I can maybe watch it again. But if I already know how it plays out, I'm not going to want to watch it. I'm just not like that...Unless we're talking about porn. There are some (very few) porns that I can watch over and over and over again. And they do the trick every time!

5. Who is the last person you saw naked?
SS: Myself. Other than that, there was this man in my dreams!

Ok, so I'm totally kidding. The last person I saw naked was KD.

Bonus (as in optional): In honor of the 237 reasons we have sex study. Tell us at least five but not more than ten reason you have had sex.
1. To "scratch the itch"
2. To get KD off me so I can go to sleep
3. Because I was drunk and lonely (not with KD)
4. Cuz he was fuckin hot!
5. Just we could say we did it in an unusual place (ie the top of a mountain)
6. And last but not least, because I love KD. This type of sex doesn't happen all the time, but it's nice when it does.

I don't normally steal the vid from the TMI site, but this was too funny! Enjoy!

~SS

This is the type of "lady" I habitually find on internet dating sites.



Happy TMI to all!

Woman of the Weekend #9

KD has been abducted by corporate aliens and taken to their secret testing site (aka London) for a week. So I'm all alone! And totally loving it! ;-) To celebrate, I'm getting a massage today (I told KD I was in mourning and the only thing that would make me feel better is to get a massage).

I'm kidding...sorta. But really, I don't understand how people get so bent out of shape over their partner/spouse/significant other being out of a town for a week. It's only a week. Personally, I'm looking forward to a little ME time (hence the massage). I'm looking forward to sleeping in. And I'm really, really looking forward to turning the air conditioner up so I'm not freezing my ass off all damn day!

It came up in conversation at lunch the other day that KD was going to be gone for a whole week. Some of the people I work with went nuts. Oh my god, are you going to be ok? What are you going to do? Are you guys going to be able to sleep alone? Umm hell yes I'm going to be able to sleep alone. I love taking up the whole damn bed! ;-) But the bottom line is...yes I will miss him, but not enough to get all bent out of shape over. Its only a week. Maybe we're just weird, but one week is not a long time to be apart...at least not to us.

OK, enough of me bitching. I'm stuck doing the Woman of the Weekend this week, so here goes...


KD absolutely loves Elizabeth Hurley, and its easy to see why. Since he is in the UK for the week, I thought it would be appropriate to have some pics of her. I could have found more pics, but I didn't want to be late for my massage! hehe Enjoy!

One Inch in One Month

I decided that KD and I needed a little more motivation to work out, eat right, and get in better shape. We've been doing pretty well, but this summer things have gotten a little busier and staying on track has been a little harder. In the past, we had a great system going where we paid each other if we didn't go the gym. It worked really well. I think we can all agree that you're more likely to stick to it if you have a goal, complete with rewards & punishments. So, we (well, I) came up with a new plan.

We are on a mission to lose one inch in one month ("the angry inch" as KD refers to it). If KD does not lose an inch, then he is not allowed to play video games for a full week (this will torture him). If I don't lose an inch, we have to have sex everyday for 2 weeks. (Don't get me wrong, I like sex, but not every day. Plus it really starts to hurt my pussy after a few days in a row, so this will definitely be motivational for me. KD on the other hand is secretly hoping that I lose.)

So, there we have it. A reasonable, easy to measure goal, with a time line, and motivation to succeed. We started yesterday and took measurements (no you don't get to know what they are). This month will be hard for us, KD especially. He is going on a business trip for a week. I'll be alone for a week. So we'll both be more likely to not work out AND not eat right. Hopefully this goal will be enough to keep us on track.

We'd love to have others join us in this challenge. Even if you don't want to lose an inch, pick a goal, set up a reward or punishment and do it this month. Come on, who's in? The more the merrier! And the more people that sign up, the more motivation.

~SS

TMI Tuesday

1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?
KD: Well, last year when I was visiting London on business, we went out on a pub crawl and I went up to one of the bartender's and basically blurted out, all drunk and silly, "Hey, I'm American, wanna fuck?" (I think it may have come out to her more like "can I get a pint, please", but damn if it didn't almost work.)

SS: Do people still try to use pickup lines? I don't think I've ever used one. I usually just say, "so, you wanna fuck?"


2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else? Explain.
KD: Kind of. I once went to a bar and saw this chick out whom I had previously flirted with pretty heavy at a party. So of course, I went over and struck up conversation with her and her friend -- I don't think I had met her before. Anyway, so the friend was definitely hotter -- she kinda looked like a shorter version of Amy Lee (see below post)! And less than 4 hrs later, my cock was stuffed hilt-deep in the friend's mouth as she knelt with her back against the bathroom wall.

And here's the reason I said "kind of". They lived together so technically -- I went home with both of them!! =)

SS: Nope.


3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?
KD: The worst thing I ever did to a friend was move away and stop calling. I'm an asshole like that.

SS: I don't think I've done anything that would count as really terrible. Sure, I've gossiped about friends behind their backs, but who hasn't. Other than minor stuff, I can't say I've done anything worth writing about. Damn, it sucks being a nice person. I'd have a lot more stories to share if I wasn't. ;-)


4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why?
KD: You know, to be honest -- I really can't remember any! Like, I know there's one in Sliver with Sharon Stone that I "seem" to recall was pretty good -- but I was like in my mid teens when that came out, so ANY sex scene was like "omgwtfbbq!" Same with the sex scene from Boyz N The Hood. If I saw them again I probably wouldn't be impressed....

SS: None really stick out. In fact, the only ones that come to mind are from American Pie...and I wouldn't classify them as "good" sex scenes, but they were pretty funny.


5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? What would you change on your SO?
KD: For myself, if I could change it -- I'd change my metabolism. Ever wonder how the "thin" people at work can stay in great shape while eating all the bulllllllshit they eat most days? Cuz they have a faster metabolism then you, probably. Bastards.....

But nooooooo, that's not possible so I gotta do it the old-fashioned way, by challenging SS to a fat loss contest. *sigh*

SS: I am perfect. There is nothing that needs to be changed. (Ok, so seriously, I'd like to change my inner thighs, but what woman wouldn't?)


Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country?
KD: Awwwww man, I've really only ever been to two other countries -- London, UK and Dubai, UAE. In London, it was surprisingly enough an Australian chick I met who works for our branch office there. Hot sex that was, damnit -- I ate her pussy so hard, I literally pulled a muscle in my tongue! Hurt for a few hours the next morning, to be honest with you.

And then in Dubai it was just SS, so meh.... (hehehe)

SS: I have had sex in the United States and the United Arab Emirates. Both with KD obviously, and a few other Americans in college (ok, so maybe it was more than a few, whatever). I also hooked up with someone else in Dubai, although we did not have intercourse. Even though its my country, I'll mention it anyway...I also have had sex in Canada, both with KD and another person (not at the same time...although that's on the to-do list).

Woman of the Weekend #8

Well.... for this edition of Woman of the Weekend, I thought I might highlight a couple damn sexy shots of the damn sexy lead singer of the pretty goddamn shitty band Evanescence.

Yeah, they basically suck and it pisses me off that such a clearly talented female vocalist is caught up with such a clearly commercial/pre-packaged "act". But the upside to their mega-fame is there's tons of media attention on them, and hence hundreds of photo shoots!

Click to enlarge -- and enjoy!

-- KD

My New Exercise Plan

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Happy HNT!

To make up for not posting last week, I wanted to take some new super sexy pictures. But...that didn't happen. KD had a happy hour last night, so I was home alone and didn't feel like taking pictures on my own. So instead, here's a collection of pics from some old shoots.

Reasons to Have Sex

Reasons to Have Sex

Like you actually needed a reason? Anyway, it got me thinking, why do we have sex? Sure its fun, and something to do to pass the time, and it feels great (well, sometimes it only feels good, but thats ok too) and its fun and it feels good. But I don't just mean KD & I, I mean everyone... So discuss, why do you have sex? Talk amongst yourselves.

~SS