We haven't been blogging much lately. I still have only limited use of my right hand. I've gotten to the point where I can now type for a few minutes with both hands. This makes work (and blogging) easier, but still challenging.
I'm still in therapy, but getting better everyday. KD has been fantastic with helping me these past few weeks. I still can't do much by myself. KD helps me shower, he cooks for me, he even has to help me get dressed. I can't thank him enough. I have no idea what I would do without him.
In more exciting news, we just upgraded to HD TV. OMG! Its amazing. Even the local newscast looks better. We love it. Everything is so crisp and clear. Yesterday we watched some football and it just looks like we're there. Fantastic!
October is breast cancer awareness month. Be sure to check out Boobie-Thon! They got great pics and they are accepting submissions. I'm not usually a fan of pink, or the whole pink ribbon thing (or any of those ribbons), but this I like. Don't forget to do your part this month...offer women a free breast exam! HAHAHA
We'll be absent for a while. October looks like it will be busy. We've got some family coming to visit this week, so we won't have much time for blogging. But we'll be thinking of you!
~SS
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
TMI Tuesday!
1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
KD: Kathleen.... my god, she was the hottest blonde in the whole 6th grade. But NOOOOO, she was dating my best friend Ben. Asshole....
SS: I don't believe in marriage!
2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
KD: Hmmmm, good question. Animal rocked cuz he was like a heavy metal muppet. And if The Count counts (hehe), then he rocks for being a math-thirsty vampire. But clearly, the best muppet ever was Oscar the Grouch! Cuz he was pissed off all the time and hated every last one of those motherf***ers!
SS: Animal! He's the only one I know and cuz he's super crazy. And Cookie Monster!!
3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
KD: Hilary Clinton.... for an old lady, she's pretty hot. Not like, Carmen Electra-hot, but more like Stiffler's Mom-hot.
SS: Screw as in "fuck" or screw as in "screw them over"???
4. How did you first find the g-spot?
KD: Thanks for rubbing it in.... never found it. My self-worth is in shreds on the sidewalk outside my 3rd floor window.
SS: I found it to be pretty awesome!
5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
KD: Geordi La Forge! I grew up watching Star Trek: The Next Generation (oh yeah, the BEST Trek series ever, hands down) and being the token black guy on the show, I naturally wanted to be just like him. I took one of those black, plastic headband things that look like crocodile jaws little girls use to pull their hair back as my visor thing. Hehehehe.... I was a big dork that Halloween. And it was almost impossible to see anything once the sun went down.
SS: I was Mrs. Potato-Head. It was my favourite.
Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
KD: See Fallacy of the Excluded Middle. Does the colour yellow liberate or deteriorate society? Does shaving your head liberate or deteriorate society? Do sand castles liberate or deteriorate society?
SS: Within the right age group, I'd say it liberates society.... but in the hands of the young and/or immature, it deteriorates society.
KD: Kathleen.... my god, she was the hottest blonde in the whole 6th grade. But NOOOOO, she was dating my best friend Ben. Asshole....
SS: I don't believe in marriage!
2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
KD: Hmmmm, good question. Animal rocked cuz he was like a heavy metal muppet. And if The Count counts (hehe), then he rocks for being a math-thirsty vampire. But clearly, the best muppet ever was Oscar the Grouch! Cuz he was pissed off all the time and hated every last one of those motherf***ers!
SS: Animal! He's the only one I know and cuz he's super crazy. And Cookie Monster!!
3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
KD: Hilary Clinton.... for an old lady, she's pretty hot. Not like, Carmen Electra-hot, but more like Stiffler's Mom-hot.
SS: Screw as in "fuck" or screw as in "screw them over"???
4. How did you first find the g-spot?
KD: Thanks for rubbing it in.... never found it. My self-worth is in shreds on the sidewalk outside my 3rd floor window.
SS: I found it to be pretty awesome!
5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
KD: Geordi La Forge! I grew up watching Star Trek: The Next Generation (oh yeah, the BEST Trek series ever, hands down) and being the token black guy on the show, I naturally wanted to be just like him. I took one of those black, plastic headband things that look like crocodile jaws little girls use to pull their hair back as my visor thing. Hehehehe.... I was a big dork that Halloween. And it was almost impossible to see anything once the sun went down.
SS: I was Mrs. Potato-Head. It was my favourite.
Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
KD: See Fallacy of the Excluded Middle. Does the colour yellow liberate or deteriorate society? Does shaving your head liberate or deteriorate society? Do sand castles liberate or deteriorate society?
SS: Within the right age group, I'd say it liberates society.... but in the hands of the young and/or immature, it deteriorates society.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Recovering
As KD mentioned, I had surgery last week to explore the constant pain in the right wrist. The surgery went well and apparently, I have a torn ligament. I'm healing, slowly but surely but now have almost no movement in my wrist. I can move my fingers, but that's all. KD has to help me do everything. He's the best!
Typing one handed is a pain in the ass, which is why our blog activity will slow down for the next couple of months. We'll still try to do TMI & HNT, but don't expect too much. I'll still be reading other blogs, but don't expect comments. :( Sorry, its just too hard. So, we want you all to know that we're still here and still reading (and loving) your blogs. But you probably wont hear much from us for a while.
Also, to add insult to my injury...I had to take my piercing out for the surgery and it closed up.
~SS
Typing one handed is a pain in the ass, which is why our blog activity will slow down for the next couple of months. We'll still try to do TMI & HNT, but don't expect too much. I'll still be reading other blogs, but don't expect comments. :( Sorry, its just too hard. So, we want you all to know that we're still here and still reading (and loving) your blogs. But you probably wont hear much from us for a while.
Also, to add insult to my injury...I had to take my piercing out for the surgery and it closed up.
~SS
HNT!
KD loves my ass and legs. I don't think this is that great of a pic of my ass, but I guess it isn't terrible either. I do like the one of my legs. And this last one, for all guys that ever wonder if us chicks stare at our own titties...yep, and here's my view!
Enjoy! Happy HNT!
~SS
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. What is one thing a your significant other could do to you to rock your world?
SS: Everything!! I'm crippled from wrist surgery and can't do anything right now. =(
KD: Pick up a PS2 controller!! Jesus, if SS would play videogames, I'd pass out in ecstasy.
2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people's thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?
SS: Read people's thoughts! Cuz it would help me get ahead in the business world, AND I would know when dudes are checking me out.
KD: Assuming I don't have to pick one of these three, I'd definitely go with super, hyper, mega high-powered brain capacity. Essentially, become an exaggerated ultra-genius -- not necessarily KNOW everything, but like an incredible memory with lightning quick thinking and reasoning ability. A little smarts goes a long way in getting just about anything you want, I think.
But then if we have to pick one of these three, invisibility all the way! It's not an infraction if the ref didn't see it, right? Hehehe.....
3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?
SS: I'd rather be tied up, because then I don't have to do anything.
KD: Tie someone else up -- namely, my sister. Then I can kick her ass for being an idiot and get away untouched. LOL, little sisters are dumb.
4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?
SS: My cleavage! And who needs non-physical assets with cleavage like this??
KD: Physical asset is my smile -- most chicks (SS included) seem to think it's very cute. Almost adorable, so I hear, although I'm partial to my shaved head and goatee.... but that's just me. Best non-physical asset for me is my sarcasm/sweetness. I've got that fun mix of "asshole+funny+jerk+silly" all rolled up in a genuinely decent package. But if you ask SS, she'd add +annoying to that one.
5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?
SS: Hehehe... how about Busty? Because....... (well, see any shots of me below!)
KD: Corny. If you heard any of the jokes I tell at work, it'd make brilliant sense.
Bonus: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
SS: I don't know. That's too hard... I skip it.
KD: Well like every other guy in a long-term relationship with a woman, I've bought more than enough tampons, maxi pads, and other various feminine items to qualify. The first time was definitely embarrassing, though!
I will say though that the most embarrassing SHOPPING experience was with a buddy of mine after one night at the bar. So we're driving home, singing out the window, being idiots and such, when we pass by an all-night sex shop. And we figured it'd be a great idea to pop in and see what they had... Well, we ended up giggling and laughing and pointing at like every other item they had on the shelves. On the way out, the chick working at the desk said something like "you guys have a fun night together, OK?"
OMG, she thought we were gay! Which would have been fine if a) we were, or b) we planned it that way. But neither of those were the case!! I was beet red as we walked out and she had already turned back to her magazine, like totally normal, like it was perfectly reasonable that we'd be gay with each other. Ohhhhh myyyyy god.
SS: Everything!! I'm crippled from wrist surgery and can't do anything right now. =(
KD: Pick up a PS2 controller!! Jesus, if SS would play videogames, I'd pass out in ecstasy.
2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people's thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?
SS: Read people's thoughts! Cuz it would help me get ahead in the business world, AND I would know when dudes are checking me out.
KD: Assuming I don't have to pick one of these three, I'd definitely go with super, hyper, mega high-powered brain capacity. Essentially, become an exaggerated ultra-genius -- not necessarily KNOW everything, but like an incredible memory with lightning quick thinking and reasoning ability. A little smarts goes a long way in getting just about anything you want, I think.
But then if we have to pick one of these three, invisibility all the way! It's not an infraction if the ref didn't see it, right? Hehehe.....
3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?
SS: I'd rather be tied up, because then I don't have to do anything.
KD: Tie someone else up -- namely, my sister. Then I can kick her ass for being an idiot and get away untouched. LOL, little sisters are dumb.
4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?
SS: My cleavage! And who needs non-physical assets with cleavage like this??
KD: Physical asset is my smile -- most chicks (SS included) seem to think it's very cute. Almost adorable, so I hear, although I'm partial to my shaved head and goatee.... but that's just me. Best non-physical asset for me is my sarcasm/sweetness. I've got that fun mix of "asshole+funny+jerk+silly" all rolled up in a genuinely decent package. But if you ask SS, she'd add +annoying to that one.
5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?
SS: Hehehe... how about Busty? Because....... (well, see any shots of me below!)
KD: Corny. If you heard any of the jokes I tell at work, it'd make brilliant sense.
Bonus: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
SS: I don't know. That's too hard... I skip it.
KD: Well like every other guy in a long-term relationship with a woman, I've bought more than enough tampons, maxi pads, and other various feminine items to qualify. The first time was definitely embarrassing, though!
I will say though that the most embarrassing SHOPPING experience was with a buddy of mine after one night at the bar. So we're driving home, singing out the window, being idiots and such, when we pass by an all-night sex shop. And we figured it'd be a great idea to pop in and see what they had... Well, we ended up giggling and laughing and pointing at like every other item they had on the shelves. On the way out, the chick working at the desk said something like "you guys have a fun night together, OK?"
OMG, she thought we were gay! Which would have been fine if a) we were, or b) we planned it that way. But neither of those were the case!! I was beet red as we walked out and she had already turned back to her magazine, like totally normal, like it was perfectly reasonable that we'd be gay with each other. Ohhhhh myyyyy god.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Woman of the Weekend #13
In honour of SS's recent wrist surgery, we thought it might be nice to dedicate this Woman of the Weekend to all those wonderful professional nurses who take care of us when we're sick and injured (and waiting in the ER for 3 hours until the doc is ready for us).
Here's to you!
-- KD
Here's to you!
-- KD
Thursday, September 13, 2007
HNT
I think this is the week for the sports theme...and if I'm wrong, oh well. I love Penn State , so I'll support my team anyway.
Let's go PSU!
~SS
Let's go PSU!
~SS
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
TMI Tuesday
KD had to go to work early today, but hopefully he'll remember to post when he gets home. In the meantime, you're stuck with just me. Enjoy! Happy Tuesday everyone.
Edit: Sweeeet, I remembered! -- KD
1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
SS: KD's bed in his college apartment.
KD: In the back seat of my 2-door 1992 Pontiac Sunbird, which was a 15th birthday gift from my grandmother.... during a snowstorm... under a bridge out in the backcountry hills of southern Illinois. I had just finished pulling my pants up when the cop tapped on the window.
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
SS: Yes size matters. Big titties good, big penis bad. Big muscles good, big bruise bad. Big TV good, big hair bad. Small workload good, small paycheck bad.
KD: Ahhhh, so THAT'S why SS never wants sex.... my penis is too big! Well, who'da thunk it?!
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
SS: No. Having sex in public places doesn't appeal to me.
KD: That's a negative, ghostrider.
4. Ever been skinny dipping?
SS: I don't think I have. Who wants to go with me?
KD: I HATE SWIMMING!!
5. Top or bottom?
SS: Top of the world, bottom of the doggie pile.
KD: I'll go with bottom. Takes less effort.
Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?
SS: Who cares?
KD: Clear as day, I remember sitting in my military science class back in training with the US Marines when we heard about it. One of the senior Navy petty officer's came in to tell us, immediately the whole unit went crazy. Even had the TV on in time to physically see the 2nd plane hit.... until that one, we thought it was a mistake, or a hoax or a bad accident. The 2nd plane was like, HO...LY....SHIT.
Thank god I got kicked out of the Marines early -- I'd be in Iraq right now cuz of that 9-11 bullshit! I still know a bunch of guys who were/are over there and by all accounts its Hell.
Edit: Sweeeet, I remembered! -- KD
1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
SS: KD's bed in his college apartment.
KD: In the back seat of my 2-door 1992 Pontiac Sunbird, which was a 15th birthday gift from my grandmother.... during a snowstorm... under a bridge out in the backcountry hills of southern Illinois. I had just finished pulling my pants up when the cop tapped on the window.
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
SS: Yes size matters. Big titties good, big penis bad. Big muscles good, big bruise bad. Big TV good, big hair bad. Small workload good, small paycheck bad.
KD: Ahhhh, so THAT'S why SS never wants sex.... my penis is too big! Well, who'da thunk it?!
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
SS: No. Having sex in public places doesn't appeal to me.
KD: That's a negative, ghostrider.
4. Ever been skinny dipping?
SS: I don't think I have. Who wants to go with me?
KD: I HATE SWIMMING!!
5. Top or bottom?
SS: Top of the world, bottom of the doggie pile.
KD: I'll go with bottom. Takes less effort.
Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?
SS: Who cares?
KD: Clear as day, I remember sitting in my military science class back in training with the US Marines when we heard about it. One of the senior Navy petty officer's came in to tell us, immediately the whole unit went crazy. Even had the TV on in time to physically see the 2nd plane hit.... until that one, we thought it was a mistake, or a hoax or a bad accident. The 2nd plane was like, HO...LY....SHIT.
Thank god I got kicked out of the Marines early -- I'd be in Iraq right now cuz of that 9-11 bullshit! I still know a bunch of guys who were/are over there and by all accounts its Hell.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Woman of the Weekend #12
This week we have a spotlight on Natasha Nice. A seriously hot little number with dark hair, big soft tits and eyes to DIE for. Now, she may be what you call a "pornographic film actress" or as we say at Penn State... a bangin' ass beeotch. At any rate, sign me up for some of THAT action. Enjoy!
Click to enlarge. (Warning: that might actually happen if you do click..... hehe)
-- KD
Click to enlarge. (Warning: that might actually happen if you do click..... hehe)
-- KD
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Happy HNT!
Happy Thursday everyone! Sorry - no new pics this week. But hope you enjoy this collection from old pictures. Some have been posted before, some are from previous shoots but not yet posted. Enjoy!
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
TMI Tuesday
1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday?
SS: Roasted garlic potatoes and fake chik'n. Yummy!
KD: Same same -- SS cooked for me. Sweeeeeeeeet.
2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now?
SS: I think $3. I don't carry cash very often.
KD: A little over twenty bucks. Today was "rent" day, so no cash to spare, damnit!
3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn't like?
SS: Last night when KD wanted to have sex, I pretended to be asleep...does that count?
Just kidding, that didn't happen.
KD: She's not kidding.... =(
4. Do you believe the theory "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
SS: No. A theory must be applicable to all people and I don't think this is. It depends on the person, the circumstances, etc.
KD: Well, the depends on what "cheater" really means. Without a digression, I think that's not true -- a "cheater" in the right relationship either won't cheat or will "do" something but it won't be called cheating. It's all about perspective and discussion and having a relationship open to both.
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
SS: "Not tonight."
KD: Pulling teeth [ it's like.]
Bonus (as in optional): Would you/have you ever paid money for sex
SS: Indirectly, yes, we all have. Would I ever directly exchange cash for sex? Probably not.
KD: Shit yeah, I would! I haven't actually paid a girl cash to fuck her, but I'm hoping the chance comes up soon. Hell, I half-joke with SS all the time I'll give her money for sex.... but even though she looooooves money, she STILL says no. Apparently, even I can't afford my girlfriend. =(
SS: Roasted garlic potatoes and fake chik'n. Yummy!
KD: Same same -- SS cooked for me. Sweeeeeeeeet.
2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now?
SS: I think $3. I don't carry cash very often.
KD: A little over twenty bucks. Today was "rent" day, so no cash to spare, damnit!
3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn't like?
SS: Last night when KD wanted to have sex, I pretended to be asleep...does that count?
Just kidding, that didn't happen.
KD: She's not kidding.... =(
4. Do you believe the theory "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
SS: No. A theory must be applicable to all people and I don't think this is. It depends on the person, the circumstances, etc.
KD: Well, the depends on what "cheater" really means. Without a digression, I think that's not true -- a "cheater" in the right relationship either won't cheat or will "do" something but it won't be called cheating. It's all about perspective and discussion and having a relationship open to both.
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
SS: "Not tonight."
KD: Pulling teeth [ it's like.]
Bonus (as in optional): Would you/have you ever paid money for sex
SS: Indirectly, yes, we all have. Would I ever directly exchange cash for sex? Probably not.
KD: Shit yeah, I would! I haven't actually paid a girl cash to fuck her, but I'm hoping the chance comes up soon. Hell, I half-joke with SS all the time I'll give her money for sex.... but even though she looooooves money, she STILL says no. Apparently, even I can't afford my girlfriend. =(
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